Findings:

• dedicated to someone who told me--you are my sleep
• cops
• cop
• Psi Cops
• cop a deuceways
• cop out
• Good cop Bad cop
• It's a fair cop
• cop a feel
• Cop Shoot Cop
• Copped
• Copps
• Cop a gander
• Cop Rock
• Virtua Cop
• Fun with cops!
• "Cops" Barbie
• Being pulled over by the cops for speeding
• cop and blow
• T.A.Z.: Resolution for the 1990's: Boycott Cop Culture!!!
• suicide by cop
• Skateboard Cops
• Cops in Reverse
• grammar cop
• Mall cops
• Vancouver BC girl cop
• Are cops completely fucking useless?
• L M N O cop
• Southern Cop
• cop you later
• Dynamite Cop
• cops in the library
• Hellhounds: Panzer Cops
• Kindergarten Cop
• Quick, put your shirt back on before the cop gets here
• three cop car barrier
• COP International
• Passover cops raid restaurants serving bread on holiday
• Late-night rally driving on the beach, or: Run like Hell when the cops come
• cop speak
• Beverly Hills Cop
• Cops 'N Robbers
• Copp's Hill Burying Ground
• Cops and Robbers
• One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
• Jonni DC, Continuity Cop
• Gen-X Cops
• What if it's the cops?
• Beverly Hills Cop 3
• Beverly Hills Cop 2
• Local cop tries to embarrass city, fails
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• Suburban Cops: A pilot episode
• COP .357
• If a cop harasses you, take his badge number
• The cops and me
• Standin' in a pool of cop blood with a shotgun you can't stop
• Virtua Cop: Elite Edition
• C.O.P.S.
• The Quartiere Coppedè, Rome
• Sheila Copps
• Cop Killer
• lines written upon seeing Albuquerque on COPS again
• cop killer (user)
• The Adventures of Brew Swillis, Action Cop Extraordinaire.
• Dr. Cop: A California Chronicle - The New Klan
• Bon Cop, Bad Cop
• Dolly Copp
• Dolly Copp Campground
• copp (user)
• Photo Cop
• Get your dog away from my rims, cop
• Bad Cop (user)
• Of course the cops didn't catch us!
• cop (user)
• Axe Cop
• cop out (user)
• The time my car broke down and I made the mistake of calling the cops
• Cop and a Half
• As bad cop stories go, this one is pretty weaksauce
• The Last Cop Out
• That Time Zeph Did Not Meet a Nice Cop
• someone
• Making someone feel loved
• Loving someone else's wife
• Someone looking at a picture of me
• 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• How my plans to sell someone's soul on eBay were foiled
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• Someone please kill me
• Vegas stories: Someone cut his throat
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Someone set her face on fire and put it out with an anchor chain
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• Someone left the cake out in the rain
• If someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "Yes!"
• Good reasons to miss someone
• good reasons to hate someone
• Kids' opinions: How does someone learn to kiss?
• my name on someone else's body
• Dating someone who cheats on you
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• someone else's hand
• I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
• Someone jumped off the San Diego-Coronado Bay Bridge today
• Expecting Someone Taller
• How to ruin someone's life
• Beating someone severely
• Someone else's mind: Italian holiday notebook
• someone I thought I knew once
• Being rejected by someone you really respect
• do you allow yourself to imagine being with someone?
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• You are no longer someone's first
• You are no longer someone's first, continued
• Helping someone learn how, and why, to appreciate text
• Why pay someone to advertise for them?
• How to tell someone it's break time in a high noise environment
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• Falling in love with someone's musical taste
• Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes
• Don't blow into someone's vagina
• Recognizing a porn star as someone you know
• Sleeping with someone
• You can't make someone love you
• I gotta go right now. Someone is videotaping me in my spaceship.
• The adrenaline rush of meeting someone new to whom you can relate
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• Someone outlined against the sky, the sun too bright to see her face
• What if I were born in someone else's life?
• How katyana nearly killed someone else masturbating
• I want someone to do cute things for
• Lying next to someone at night
• What makes someone a "bad person"?
• Never frown; you never know when someone's falling in love with your smile.
• How to walk past someone you work with in the hallways at the office
• Someone's been messing with my anti-paranoia medication!
• For Someone
• Someone to Watch over Me
• make someone pay
• Someone passes
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• Pretending to be someone else online and talking to your real-life friends
• Someone else's toilet
• Here's a quarter. Call someone who cares
• How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
• someone (user)
• Meet someone
• I hope there is someone in your life to tell you how beautiful you are
• Never use someone else's outline to write copy from
• Speaking with Someone Else's Voice
• Forgiving someone
• Somewhere someone is tired of taking her shit
• New Business: Employing Someone
• New Business: Firing Someone
• Before You Hear It From Someone Else
• I felt as calm as the day outside. My footsteps were certain below the neutral sky. I wished there were someone watching.
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• How to hypnotize someone
• Someone's gotta do the happy
• You're awfully fucking fat for someone with leukaemia
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• Is someone your bitch?
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
• Helping someone who practices self-mutilation
• The silence after someone leaves
• someone to love
• You deserve someone special in your life
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• If I could be someone
• Get a rise out of someone
• Someone call the waaaambulance
• Never enter a public restroom with someone you hope to impress
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• everybody lives in someone else's personal hell
• Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
• How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol

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