Findings:

• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• Nobody Loves Me
• Nobody Loves Me & Neither Do I
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• I'm not in love, set me free
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"
• Because I'm an adult
• Daddy, stop hitting me and tell me you love me
• He loves me, he loves me not
• because I love skating bears
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
• I'm Not In Love
• She loves me, she loves me not
• You can now flame me, I am full of love
• Because everything is teetering nobody notices. But whenever something falls everybody knows.
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• Women want me when I'm taken
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• Cheap brandy makes me love you and vomit
• Pale sickly white girl, why you no love me?
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• feline allergies
• O tell me the truth about love
• Loves me like a bottle
• If you really loved me
• Know me better, and love me better
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• I'm in love: A reflection on life
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• Shag Me, I'm Famous
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• She pulled the "I love you" on me
• I'm so mad to love you, and your evil curse
• Pity Me, My Love
• She Loves Me
• She said she loved me
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• Friday, I'm in love
• Tell me again why it is that I love
• Mama, Do You Love Me?
• Hold me closer and say you love me
• I Can't Make You Love Me
• Show Me Love
• Love me for calling you stupid: a thought for activists
• You say you love; but with a voice
• Don't Say You Love Me
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• I'm far too hammered to realize this is a bad idea
• Because I love you
• Pity me not because the light of day
• I'm a bad bitch and you better believe it
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• All My Passwords Are 1073, Because It Kinda Spells 'Love'
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm falling in love with you
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• Remember I'm awful, in love with you
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• (I'm just a) Love Machine
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Make Me Bad
• love me
• Can't Buy Me Love
• Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
• I'm burning too brightly, begging you to smother me.
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• I thought you loved me
• Do you think you could love me now?
• Jesus Loves Me
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• If No One Will Love Me
• Somebody Loves Me
• The Spy Who Loved Me
• Notice Me, I'm Here
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
• Love me the way that I love you
• Love is the source of the best bad metaphors
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• Love forgive me if I wish you grief
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• Love Me or Leave Me
• She loved me for my maths
• Spare Me a Little of Your Love
• Tell me of the nature of love
• PINCH ~Love Me Deeper~
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• Our love sustains me far beyond the gold horizon
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• Hurt me, use me, make me write bad checks
• Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• Because to me that's suicide self-murder
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• Shrug (Because of Me and You)
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
• Color Me Badd
• Because I love you (in 65 words)
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• I Can't Speak Because I'm Drowning In My Thoughts.
• We love foxes because we killed the wolves
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I didn't leave you because I didn't love you anymore
• Teenage love can suck pretty bad
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• Good News for People Who Love Bad News
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• I'm in Love with a Girl Named Spike
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• I'm nobody! Who are you?
• I'm the Bad Guy
• Break me. I'm elated.
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• I'm Just Me (user)
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• I'm talking about the kind of love that keeps you alive.
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• I'm not like you. I'm loved.
• My best friend reached her aphelion. Oh, and I'm in love with her.
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• I'm In Love With Massachusetts ( ... drive on by ... ) (document)
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• Bad for me
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• I'm not old enough to love you
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine

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