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• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Smoking kills, or A true ghostwriter
• 206
• Fuck it or kill it
• Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you
• Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me
• Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
• Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
• The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
• Kill Zone
• kill -9 dueling
• What we think we know can kill us
• I could've killed my father
• This Computer Kills
• If she didn't love you she would kill you
• Cotton kills
• why don't poets kill each other anymore?
• life always kills (user)
• Kiss the Constitution goodbye
• Each first kiss is special, if you choose
• My Mother's Kiss
• I feel your kisses for days
• Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park
• All I do is kiss you though the bars of Orion.
• kiss my brilliant daughter, my homeborn son
• Take it or leave it
• Be a model or just look like one
• Why women should carry the condoms OR the moist towelette theory
• Should I stay or should I go?
• Is Everything 2 making me more or less intelligent?
• Intelligence or talent -- the effects of definition
• Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
• How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
• Late-night rally driving on the beach, or: Run like Hell when the cops come
• To filter or not to filter
• Slaughterhouse tour, or Why I'm no longer a lawyer
• trick or can
• Captain or Colonel
• Vicar or Whatever (document)
• Lie to Myself, or Lie to the World
• The New, Short and Easy Method of Fencing
• Am I a butterfly dreaming I am a person? Or a bowling ball dreaming I am a plate of sashimi?
• Wieland; or, The Transformation
• Like white light? Or a long low moan that turns into laughing? Or the holes in Jesus' hands?
• Very emotional people are either psychotic or sincere
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
• Penn and Teller Get Killed
• How I nearly killed myself masturbating
• Kill, kill; blood makes the grass grow!
• Killed in Action
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• How to kill, cook and eat a rat
• The day I killed my sister
• Will eating a urinal cake kill me?
• How to kill brain cells
• kill a bear
• ownership kiss
• Would you mind terribly if I kissed you now?
• Mr. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
• Kiss Me Baby
• The kiss will know if the lips stay still
• Kiss Ringtones (user)
• Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (user)
• Do not bend, fold or mutilate
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• The answer is usually "Fine," whether or not you are fine
• Good Beat, Easy to Dance To (or The Bottom Line)
• Overcoming arachnophobia, or how I learned to love the spiders with HUMAN HEADS!
• Guilty Wind or Wing
• Potato or Parmentier Soup
• Was It Heaven? Or Hell?
• She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
• Eleven or One
• Estacada, Oregon
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• You can't dominate the world on $10 a day (or can you?)
• Girl gangstas
• exhaust or muffler repair
• Lost love - or how I grew to love the truck stop
• The Slug Bearers of Kayrol Island, or, The Friends of Dr. Rushower
• A short Blitz on Stepney in the Winter or How the East End welcomes Heisenberg with perky Bosons
• What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
• Death or Glory
• or i guess it does
• kill word
• Video didn't kill the radio star, I did
• Killed By Death
• Does Pot Kill Brain Cells?
• I could take this in doses large enough to kill
• It kills me to watch them go
• Kill your darlings
• How Warrant nearly killed me
• the water can kill you, but the beer won't
• I Killed The Zeitgeist
• Our flesh is ferocious. Our bodies will kill us. Our bones will outlive us.
• Excuse me while I kiss this guy
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Kiss of the Dragon
• I kiss your eyes. You are breakfast, summer, and streetlamps.
• our best kisses are always at earthquakes and impacts
• Just before the kiss
• and/or
• Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
• 'Fuck off' used as a replacement for 'good', or 'very'
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• I can neither confirm or deny these charges
• Rocks Do Not Belong in the Road, or: How to Launch a Mazda Protege Into the Air
• A day when no child is murdered or dies of hunger or preventable disease
• To IRC or Not to IRC...
• Get busy living or get busy dying
• Life in the American business world
• you fall or fly every second
• Ignorant, stupid, insane, or just plain evil
• All primes greater than 3 are of the form 6k-1 or 6k+1
• odd or even
• Why putting ~/bin or . in your $PATH is a bad idea
• Camels, sandpeaks and silhouettes, or, a very quiet adventure
• Thought experiment on a boring Tuesday (or, When the world lasted 20 minutes)
• Looking back... or ahead? (e2poll)
• It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again
• Sometimes fate intervenes: terribly late or wonderfully in time.
• Death or the dawn
• Cake or Death
• Art or vandalization?
• My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult
• A View to a Kill
• Guns kill. Knives kill. Rocks kill. Doesn't mean they're all the same.
• How to kill a Sim
• Playing 'Name that driver' to kill time and stay awake
• Impromptu: A Very Random NYC Gathering...
• Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten
• How to kill a Terminator
• To kill persistent tears, befriend sunlight.
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• European cheek kiss
• I want a first kiss
• I will eat you slowly with kisses
• You kissed me on the mouth; I felt your lips on mine for months afterward
• Kiss of death garlic salad dressing
• kiss (user)
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• Bobby Orr
• -or
• Broiled Blackened Chicken or Fish
• Reid-ing Hume, or Ex-hume-ing Reid
• indulgence or indictment
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
• Eduardo Kac's GFP Bunny, a work of transgenic art, or, It's not easy being green
• The Ballot or the Bullet
• Superheroes and Supervillains are Inherently Gay or Deviant
• To love and lose or not at all?
• Fight or flight response
• edev: Writeuptype bugs, or how nate got stuck between two parentheses
• Bikespotting
• toni orr (user)
• or, presumably, soup (user)
• Get Rich Or Die Tryin'
• Self or Self-less?
• What to do if your airline ticket is lost or stolen
• Becabde or Bezabde (user)
• Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• You're either saving my life or you're killing me. I haven't decided which.
• Kosher curry, or how I missed the blindingly obvious
• starving oneself or binging

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