During a recent trip to Disneyland
, my friend Sean dragged his wife and kids to see the "Great Moments With Mr. Lincoln
show. His wife explained to the attendant that it was Sean's favorite attraction
, so the attendant allowed Sean's two little boys
to deliver the spiel
welcoming people to the show and asking them to please keep clear of the automatic doors.
"WELCOME TO MISTER LINCOLN," the boys announced loudly. "STAND BACK FROM THE DOORS OR THEY MIGHT KILL YOU."