Findings:
- Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- I would have cooled this if you had written it
- Never underestimate the impact you have on your fellow human beings.
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
- She started to fall, and knew she would never come back
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- I have never felt more alive
- Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
- Must never have dated my friend Emily
- All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
- he would have laughed
- Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
- If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
- you have never been safe
- To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
- you would have been
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- Most American kids have never separated tortillas
- If you existed I would never get out of bed
- Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
- Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
- I never thought I'd have something to say
- I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- Using a command line
- You are never dedicated to something in which you have complete confidence
- My brain and I have never fully communicated
- You stole what they would have given you
- Something I Can Never Have
- I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
- Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
- I have never talked to you, yet I hate you
- war trophies for people who have never been to war
- I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
- Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
- Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- I Have Never Known a World
- Would you mind never speaking to me again?
- If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
- i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
- he would have cried
- in my own ocean the tide would never rise
- I never thought I would node this
- I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
- You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
- Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
- Questions we will never have answers to
- I would like to have emotions
- Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- What pornos would have us believe
- If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- I have no scars. I have never loved.
- Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- I am not gay. I have never been gay.
- I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
- We're bandaging wounds you'll never have.
- We are scarred, grizzled veterans of wars you'll never have to fight
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- I would have killed for a sexual thought
- Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
- Most Americans have never tasted real cinnamon
- If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- Bernie would have won
- Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
- I never thought it would be like this
- if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
- Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
- Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
- Phone books have never been this exciting!
- Without tears, the soul would never know a rainbow
- It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
- If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
- This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
- you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
- Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
- a ship's construct would never understand
- Things I Thought I Would Never Hear Myself Say
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- if music was a woman you would have a mistress
- I have never
- compiled
- Have Blue (user)
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- Know your pets
- Have you tried rebooting?
- Have you found Jesus?
- What we've got here is a failure to communicate
- Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
- Have a nice day
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
- Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
- Citizen: You have committed an error
- Front porch, what should have been said
- Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
- Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- Girls Just Want to Have Fun
- New zombies have been animated to replace the old
- I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
- The tattoo phenomenon
- I have no complaint
- Times when you MUST have a smoke
- Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
- What have you been smoking?
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- I have seen the elephant
- What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
- Have a buck
- Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
- I have a tricorn hat
- Why males have nipples
- Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
- They have potential, if they only applied themselves
- We're trying to have a baby
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- The number you have dialed is imaginary
- you can't have it both ways
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
- the innocent have nothing to fear
- You mean the me that you would be
- I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
- Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
- You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
- Have you Meta Moderated Today?
- What Have They Done to the Rain?
- And that's why I won't have sex with you
- You really have nothing to say, do you?
- Some songs have a power to stop you in your tracks
- A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
- Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
- Coloring your name in Quake 3
- Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
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