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• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• And then I will just slip away
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Keep quiet, cause I'm hearing your words hot on the side of my neck.
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• I'm just saying, keep an eye on anyone named "Angrus McMurderstab"
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• not like the shoe and not like the ring but just like the heart
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• I admit confusion. Sometimes it causes my head to ache. Let's not even get into the heart.
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
• we just can't give 'em away!
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause people
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Keep us away from us
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• Tomorrow's just an excuse away
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• I would've suggested just shooting Cupid down, but Faust would’ve objected, so we stuck with the net
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• she turns and smiles, then walks away
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• some people lie but they're looking for magic
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• Just Cause
• a just cause
• some people touch it, but they can't hold on
• Women you know you should just walk away from
• I'm running away to Alaska
• The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• 'cause when you try to make it stay, that's when it surely slips away
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• Yet is there hope, then Love but play thy part
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• Not atheist, but what then?
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• I'm not homophobic but...
• They just kind of went away
• Narcissism rears its beautiful but self-absorbed head
• Commit it then to the flames: For it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• A person is smart, but people are dumb, panicky animals
• The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• And then you made the world go away for a little while
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• he taught me to fly then took away my sky
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• I'm not sick but I'm not well
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• i'm not sure but i'm listening
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• keep the depression away
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• Keep guns away from drunks
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• You can teach people truth, but it's harder to teach them to cope with truth.
• Study, study, study, but maybe just to learn
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• You've Always Had a Hidden Agenda, but people were busy with other things
• Soon, I will run... but not away
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• Operation Just Cause
• I'm looking at the river, but I'm thinking of the sea
• Painting the world of the people to come. Absent but in dreams.
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• What's the point of having doors if you're just going to give away keys?
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• Give crowns and pounds and guineas, but not your heart away
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I would know right away that it's you.
• Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
• Things people put up their butts
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• History is not just for the past, but for the future
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• Genuine but Insignificant Cause
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• Being a dickhead
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• That's a valid point, but right now we're focusing on...
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• I'm not racist but...
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• There are causes worth dying for, but none worth killing for
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• But I have seen the sun just once
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• We enjoy a quiet but satisfying yuletide until people from the social services come to release us
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• There is poetry in my soul, but I keep it on a short leash
• my love in your garden grows, but let's pretend it's just a rose
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just lovers
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• For to lose I could accept but to surrender I just wept
• keep away
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• keep away from children
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• She might not need me. But then again she might.
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying

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