Findings:
- what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
- On the beach, by myself. How it turned out.
- the tide going out
- How to turn an axolotl into a salamander
- How to find out your own IP address
- going out
- How to escape domestic violence
- Image Processing: how to turn a RAW image back to PGM
- Well, I guess I know enough to turn you inside out, old gal, you sockdologizing old man-trap!
- Turning a dorm room into a room
- How to turn your boring job into a promising career
- How it turns
- You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
- How to read poetry out loud
- Getting out of a traffic ticket
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- The Matrix is going down for a reboot in 5 minutes: all users, please save your data and log out
- How to scare the living shit out of an arachnophobe with a black shoelace
- How to disable menu fade-in in Windows 2000
- How to find out if a Web company is monitoring your browsing habits
- Getting small animals out of the walls
- How the capital letters turned into the small letters
- Hey, how's it going?
- How to make a serviceable pair of shoes out of a rubber tire
- How to get a kitten out of your bedroom
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- Watermelon hookah
- this is how i'm going to die.
- Going out with a bang
- I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- TURN THAT MOTHER OUT
- Turn On, Tune In, Rock Out
- Create a throwing star out of Post-it Notes
- How to fall out of an airplane
- how to short out a phone line
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
- Is she really going out with him?
- Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
- How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Turn Off My TV
- Getting wax out of carpet
- How Far To Turn
- How to make a left turn in LA
- She was coming out as he was going in.
- tumble turn
- Making a flame thrower out of a Bic lighter
- Son, do you know how fast you were going?
- How to turn a tiny illustration into a poster-sized masterpiece
- How to build a computer out of black holes
- How to bake a cookie which doesn't come out as hard as a rock
- How to turn around in the street
- How to scare the hell out of people using flour
- Building a rabbit trap out of two aluminum cans
- Making a ring out of a dollar bill
- The true story of how I beat the crap out of King Kong, on top of the Empire State Building
- How I decided not to stare out of a smoky haze of phony melancholy
- How Bill Moyers Turned the Tables on Scholastica
- I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
- Getting water out of a cactus
- How Eulenspiegel cleared out the merchant's house
- I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
- turn out
- Will the last to leave kindly turn out the light?
- An easy way to get out of going to church
- I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
- Out of turn
- Collision avoidance technique
- I Turned Out a Punk
- How it's Going to Be
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- Going out for a smoothie with your dad
- when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
- How naked are we going to get?
- How to turn your Hyundai Excel into a race car
- How long must I stay in my pajamas before I turn into Howard Hughes?
- How to find out if an egg has gone bad
- how to turn a dorm room into a swimming pool
- How to turn a crack house into a crack home
- How to Fall Out of Love
- swilling champagne like it's going out of fashion
- How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
- Turning a call option into a put option (and vice versa)
- Finding out where a net user lives
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- How to carve a dodecahedron out of a cube
- Getting the most out of public transportation
- How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- How to Ride Out a Storm
- How to turn a CD-ROM drive into a CD player
- Putting a match out in your mouth
- How I found out there wasn't a Santa Claus
- How to jump out of a plane, and what it's like
- How to get more out of Psi
- How dating pretty boys helped me come out
- How to get a Goth out of a tree
- Smoking from a Pringles tube
- How to treat the dog you're going to kill
- How Eulenspiegel cheated a baker out of a sack of bread
- And my licorice rope ladder is eaten and worn / how the hell do I climb out
- Getting the most out of being a temp
- How to make bellbottoms out of an old pair of pants
- How to make a purse out of duct tape
- How Eulenspiegel talked two hundred boys out of their shoes
- How to have an out of body experience
- How to put a cigarette out on your tongue
- How to turn any number into a 9
- How to break your neck and freak people out
- That westbound idiot is still going to turn in front of my eastbound car
- How to make a weapon out of duct tape
- How to scare the shit out of someone
- How to make a left turn in Pittsburgh
- Rolling out fresh pasta
- Building a castle entirely out of Mountain Dew cans
- How to pack someone out of your life
- Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
- How to make a skirt out of an old pair of pants
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- Lost in Boston?
- How to make a bowl out of a vinyl LP
- How to turn a kraken house into a kraken home
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- How the Sun, the Moon, and the Wind Went Out to Dinner
- Figuring out How To Make An MFA Workable
- We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
- how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
- How to ash out of the back window of a moving car
- how to fall out of a marriage
- I'm going to run out of hints to drop
- It turns out there are lots of badasses out there flipping coins.
- It turns out wanting something doesn't make it real
- And Then Nothing Turned Itself Inside Out
- Ways of going out in cricket
- Turn On, Tune In, Drop Out
- Turn the dark cloud inside out
- I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- can you change the weather? show me how the raindrops turn to lies
- It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
- going Dutch
- What's it going to be then, eh?
- Are you going to prom?
- Everything is going to start charging!
- To His Mistress Going to Bed
- I'm Going Slightly Mad
- I was going to marry Marty
- Where's Everything going?
- going to the dogs
- I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
- When did you realise you really weren't going to realize some of your dreams?
- Going through the motions
- This is going to hurt me more than it is going to hurt you
- Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
- this is going to hurt a little
- the going rate
- Going by the script when talking to people
- Today I am going to learn to fly
- Where is Harrison Ford's movie career going?
- It's all going to fall apart isn't it?
- You were never going to become more than this to me
- Going drag
- When I turned round...
- There's an interesting conversation going on in my speaker.
- If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
- From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
- Thumbs Up going down
- The trumpet sounds within in-a my soul, I ain't going to stay here
- Going With Two Dating Friends To A Movie
- The Institute for Going A Bit Red In Helsinki
- Good Thing Going
- If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
- When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
- Going to spend a penny
- If you're going to America, bring your own food
- I Am Slowly Going Crazy
- I'm Going Crazy
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- Sobering up before going to bed
- Why going to college is WAY better than going to work
- Going Public
- Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
- A howl that's only going to fly up into the sky and disappear
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