Findings:
- On the beach, by myself. How it turned out.
- Smoking from a Pringles tube
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- How Eulenspiegel talked two hundred boys out of their shoes
- How to carve a dodecahedron out of a cube
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- How to turn a kraken house into a kraken home
- How to scare the living shit out of an arachnophobe with a black shoelace
- How to put a cigarette out on your tongue
- How to make a purse out of duct tape
- Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- It turns out wanting something doesn't make it real
- Getting water out of a cactus
- How to Ride Out a Storm
- How Far To Turn
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- How to make a serviceable pair of shoes out of a rubber tire
- How to turn any number into a 9
- How to have an out of body experience
- How Eulenspiegel cheated a baker out of a sack of bread
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
- Building a castle entirely out of Mountain Dew cans
- And Then Nothing Turned Itself Inside Out
- Will the last to leave kindly turn out the light?
- how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
- How to make a left turn in LA
- How to find out if an egg has gone bad
- How to get a Goth out of a tree
- Getting wax out of carpet
- How dating pretty boys helped me come out
- how to short out a phone line
- How to find out your own IP address
- tumble turn
- And my licorice rope ladder is eaten and worn / how the hell do I climb out
- Rolling out fresh pasta
- How to turn a tiny illustration into a poster-sized masterpiece
- How to make a weapon out of duct tape
- Getting small animals out of the walls
- How to make a left turn in Pittsburgh
- How Eulenspiegel cleared out the merchant's house
- Finding out where a net user lives
- Building a rabbit trap out of two aluminum cans
- The true story of how I beat the crap out of King Kong, on top of the Empire State Building
- How to get a kitten out of your bedroom
- can you change the weather? show me how the raindrops turn to lies
- How I decided not to stare out of a smoky haze of phony melancholy
- Lost in Boston?
- It turns out there are lots of badasses out there flipping coins.
- TURN THAT MOTHER OUT
- turn out
- I Turned Out a Punk
- How to escape domestic violence
- Turning a dorm room into a room
- How to Fall Out of Love
- How to fall out of an airplane
- Turning a call option into a put option (and vice versa)
- How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
- How to find out if a Web company is monitoring your browsing habits
- how to turn a dorm room into a swimming pool
- How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Turn Off My TV
- Putting a match out in your mouth
- Getting the most out of public transportation
- How to disable menu fade-in in Windows 2000
- How I found out there wasn't a Santa Claus
- How to turn a CD-ROM drive into a CD player
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- Create a throwing star out of Post-it Notes
- Making a flame thrower out of a Bic lighter
- how to fall out of a marriage
- Getting out of a traffic ticket
- How to scare the hell out of people using flour
- How to make bellbottoms out of an old pair of pants
- Image Processing: how to turn a RAW image back to PGM
- How to read poetry out loud
- How to jump out of a plane, and what it's like
- How the capital letters turned into the small letters
- How to turn an axolotl into a salamander
- Getting the most out of being a temp
- How to scare the shit out of someone
- How to build a computer out of black holes
- How to bake a cookie which doesn't come out as hard as a rock
- How to turn around in the street
- Watermelon hookah
- How to get more out of Psi
- How to turn a crack house into a crack home
- How to pack someone out of your life
- Making a ring out of a dollar bill
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- How to make a skirt out of an old pair of pants
- Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
- How to make a bowl out of a vinyl LP
- How the Sun, the Moon, and the Wind Went Out to Dinner
- How to turn your boring job into a promising career
- How Bill Moyers Turned the Tables on Scholastica
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- Figuring out How To Make An MFA Workable
- How it turns
- I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
- How to ash out of the back window of a moving car
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- Out of turn
- Turn On, Tune In, Rock Out
- what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
- Well, I guess I know enough to turn you inside out, old gal, you sockdologizing old man-trap!
- Turn On, Tune In, Drop Out
- Turn the dark cloud inside out
- I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
- How to break your neck and freak people out
- How to turn your Hyundai Excel into a race car
- How long must I stay in my pajamas before I turn into Howard Hughes?
- Discordian Code
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- How to make brown
- Learn how to fly
- How to get it
- how to make a mess
- How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- anyone lived in a pretty how town
- How to Use a Urinal
- Formatting poems and simple HTML
- Abusing your bottomless soda
- Learn how to spell
- E2 FAQ: How Did This Happen (document)
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- The Five Little Peppers and How They Grew
- And How Shall I Compete?
- Baltimore natives, and how to understand them
- Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
- How Candide Escaped from the Bulgarians and What Befell Him Afterward
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- How the Portuguese Made a Superb Auto-De-Fe to Prevent Any Future Earthquakes, and How Candide Underwent Public Flagellation
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- The Knack... and How to Get It
- How the Mind Works
- How to sit on steps
- How to get people to leave you alone
- How can you sleep at night?
- How to use chopsticks
- how to buy a coconut
- How to break a coconut
- How I hotwired my turntable
- how to avoid paying for washing machines
- How to impress The Man
- How to say "I'm crazy"
- How to tell if your phone line supports DP dialing
- How M&M's are really made
- When I turned round...
- How much does Milliways really cost?
- How to use a manual transmission
- How to create a Usenet newsgroup
- How the mighty have fallen
- We Two, How Long We Were Fool'd
- How do police train dogs to find hidden drugs?
- Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
- How the Whale Got His Throat
- How the Camel Got His Hump
- How The Rhinoceros Got His Skin
- How to quote a quote within a quote within a quote: a scalable solution
- How to catch a snake
- Making an F-16 from a cereal box, some Scotch tape, and a penny
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