This by no means should be considered a complete guide to speaking balmorese, however it should be enough to get you by until you pick it up on your own.

[Ayditers Neauwt (Gz) 3/20/2002: Oaiye rayskewed iss won outta Mister Klaprov's grubby little heeyans, an put translayshins behind oze poiplink things.]

Heayurz a fyew moawer, Hon:

Oze translashins iz hidden in em ayre hoard links. Oll add even moawer as oaiye think of om.
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