(idea) by JeffMagnus Sat Nov 13 1999 at 10:12:29
  1. Approach the urinal.
  2. Unzip one's pants, and extract the tool of fluid ejection.
  3. Aim the tip of fluid ejection instrument towards the bottom of urinal. (This helps to avoid splash-back.)
  4. Begin ejection of fluid, being sure not to spill fluid beyond the bounds of the urinal.
  5. When fluid flow ceases initiate shut down process by shaking instrument to ensure all fluid has been ejected.
  6. Return instrument to pants.
  7. Zip pants making sure to avoid fluid ejection instrument.
  8. Flush urinal.
  9. Approach sink and wash hands.

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