Findings:

• Each one has their own story
• Your version of my story is probably so much better than the real one anyway.
• Has no one told you he's not breathing?
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• When he grins it is a thousand-word story
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
• He has redefined me, again and again
• An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• Big Book Chapter One: Bill's Story
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• She Looks Good, but She Has an Ugly Heart
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• no one has a single face. we are multiplicities.
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• I've got a page one story buried in my yard; I've got a troubled mind
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• Sorry for the inconvenience, but the beta has come to an end.
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• The Seattle Monorail has only one stop
• The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
• the ancient sun that has shone on every one of us
• In this love story we see many of the features of erotic love that philosophy has traditionally found disturbing, and has wished to cure.
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• He vowed not to consider any time interval shorter than one hour.
• As bad cop stories go, this one is pretty weaksauce
• You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
• We're one, but we're not the same
• To boldly go where no one has gone before
• Hitler has only got one ball
• One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards
• He believes he has written a poem, yes.
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Proving a function has only one root in a given interval
• Everyone has a dead bird story
• Everyone Has a Jack Ruby Story
• The Jackal: Episode One: A Hero Has Risen, And She Demands Worker's Comp
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• The one he murdered once still loves him
• The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
• the rain has no enemies; all things are rain of one form or another
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• great things he has taught us
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• One Dollar: A Story
• now he just uses one he saw on a grave
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• old books can tell more than one story
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• He smiles but it's not real.
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• but what's the moral of the story?
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• BQN: But, one for all?
• But this isn't a Cyberpunk story
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• there are many voids but this one is mine
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• I’ve stepped in many things but sex is a new one
• a contracting function in a complete metric space has one fixed point (proof)
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• Everyone has an Erect Nipples on a Cold Day story
• No one has died
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• He has spit in my coat
• Everyone has a 'true ghost story' story
• The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
• He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• much later, probably one whole minute has passed
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Everyone has a dead girlfriend story (category)
• Count Dracula has dyscalcula. He mumbles numbers and never slumbers.
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• he has her eyes
• Jonathan Ticklebutt has one of the universe's most gorgeous faces
• He and she are one
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• A Quick One (While He's Away)
• GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
• He who has ears, let him hear
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• A One Paragraph Story
• The Library Book
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• He asks, anxious to hear the story
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• Anyways
• What the hell is Grimace, anyway?
• randir
• Death is inevitable anyway. Eat up.
• who needs toenails, anyway?
• What's so wrong with eugenics anyway?
• anyway (user)
• I bet those golden tickets make the chocolate taste terrible anyway.
• If you hate something, do it anyway
• Who am us, anyway?
• I Had Already Quit That Job About 20 Days Ago...in my mind, anyway
• but
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• Good from far, but far from good
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I want to watch pornography, but my pornograph is broken
• Every Which Way but Loose
• separate but equal
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Butted mail
• The vodka is good, but the meat is rotten
• it's not what you node, but how you node
• cigarette butt
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
• old chestnut: all but two
• answer: all but two
• Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
• terrified but hopeful
• Streets thick with wild chaos and cigarette butts
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• There is infinite hope, but not for us
• anti-abortion but pro-choice
• Straight but not Narrow
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• The odds are good, but the goods are odd
• Scrabble words with a Q but no U
• Monkey Butt!
• butt breath
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
• Nothing but a Wednesday night

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