Findings:
- When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- He is so heavy when he whispers
- when the story is a bicycle you grip it tight and fly
- Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
- The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
- This story is a Neil Young song when you aren't looking
- When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
- When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
- Stupid scary stories you heard when you were a kid
- God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
- When he became an old man
- When a man lies he murders some part of the world
- He asks, anxious to hear the story
- If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- I cried when he threw away the paper towel on top of the microwave
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- When glided in Porphyria
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
- i only knew when silence screamed
- What not to do when seeing apartments
- When Night is Almost Done
- She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- You gave me wings when you showed me the birds
- Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
- The whole world changed when Paul got shuffled over to the bass
- Time stands still when you're in the tube
- Nancy, you barker. You are what happens when eunuchs make love with shite.
- When society rejects you, you do the obvious: You reject it.
- When sex hurts (women)
- When We Try Talking
- Venus, when she is the evening star
- When the Space Shuttle Columbia was destroyed on re-entry, I felt a deep sorrow that Cowboy Bebop was now implausible
- Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
- One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards
- When I Was A Baby
- What NOT to do when flat-ironing hair
- The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
- s/he
- I Am He that Aches with Love
- A Quick One (While He's Away)
- If he's late, you can always start without him
- He died on a Sunday morning
- He never looked back
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- As if he knew that words were how I kissed
- Fear makes the wolf bigger than he is.
- She couldn't imagine that he liked dancing
- he listened so well, he was still curious.
- he smokes like a cello plays
- he tried to kill me with a forklift
- She wore a bit more makeup than he generally liked
- The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy and Other Stories
- The TV Man Story
- The Story
- The Story of Three Wonderful Beggars
- L.A. Story
- Unsung stories waiting
- The Straight Story
- An Old Story
- Stories to the World
- The Story of the Fifth East Frosh
- Just as well I came along
- Jennifer's story
- chain story
- Lifted or The Story is in the Soil Keep Your Ear to the Ground
- Three stories about pets
- Story of the Eye
- A story for the ages
- Cave Story
- Tell me a story about brains
- Outliers: The Story of Success
- Your version of my story is probably so much better than the real one anyway.
- Tell me a story about bunnies
- When Animals Attack
- I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
- Things to do when technology gets here
- I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
- When Jet-Poop nuked guest user
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- smile when you say that
- Dressed in black with soundless shoes, I sweep in when it's dark and rearrange things
- And that's when I shot him, Your Honor
- When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
- I don't want to be here when you don't call.
- When I think of him now I can smell horses
- When in doubt, choose wings not shoes
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
- When I Was Cruel
- When frogs go bad
- Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
- Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- Also, when I am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl or not.
- When good cats go bald
- One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
- When life hands you lemons, throw them back.
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- I am a freakin' dynamo when it comes to adding single-digit numbers
- Loving someone, knowing down to the day when you will leave them.
- when Hemingway Wrote
- Shit-eating grin
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- He Really Wasn't That Great
- He Ain't Heavy, He's My Father
- The Ocelot saw the Frog, and he smiled a broad and toothy smile
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
- Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
- He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
- He believes he has written a poem, yes.
- I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
- They will love him long after he is gone.
- Vegas stories: Harley Davidson
- Musui's Story
- The Story of the Husband and the Parrot
- story arc
- Yes - oh dear yes - the novel tells a story
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- How the Story of Oz Came to an End
- Counter-Strike: a Zen Story
- It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
- Laws Tell Stories
- Editing the Beren and Luthien Story for Scrolls
- American Scream : The Bill Hicks Story
- Silicon valley story V1.0
- III Sides To Every Story
- A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
- Venus Devil's Chinese Stories
- Used Book Story To Middle East Backstory
- A penis called Victoria Lodgings and other stories.
- my short stories
- A vaguely scary story
- story of stealing of money of fourth uncle skilo
- Young Einstein and the proof-of-God story
- When lovely woman stoops to folly
- When The Tigers Broke Free
- i like my body when it is with your
- For when you and your shiftless friends finally go home
- When it all comes together
- When I get like this
- Her hair, tangled
- When I'm long dead, the bee will win
- When all you want is help, and all you receive is pain
- What did you mean when you said...
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- When butterflies sing
- When you blow out like a dead star
- Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
- Life is easiest when living on the lawn
- Why dogs flinch when you stroke their heads
- And When I Die
- I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
- Why do people only think I'm hot when I'm not available?
- When not to snipe (on Ebay)
- Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
- When I am stronger than now
- Waiting until dusk, when it was safe
- Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- When Shall We Take Off?
- When or Not, Make it Great
- Days when art is too much to bear
- God won't hear when you pray from Hell
- You are brave and wonderful even when they nuke the damn thing.
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