Findings:

• Fuck this; I'm having butter
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Fuck you, I'm a Hindu
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• fuck you I'm an anteater
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• I'm having my dog shaved tomorrow
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• I'm a pig, not a god!
• im a streat nigger 9 (user)
• Why I'm not conservative; why I'm not liberal
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• I'm on a diet!
• I'm not like you. I'm loved.
• I'm flier than a seagull
• pot butter
• Reese's Peanut Butter Cup Cereal
• How does a supermodel eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
• Butter Menthol
• butter pecan (user)
• Fuck Me General Public Disclaimer
• Nice boots, wanna fuck?
• If we weren't doing business, I'd fuck your brains out
• Fucked up ways to die
• fucked up criteria (user)
• Having a penis is annoying
• Is there a kind of information you're better off not having?
• Having Everything
• E2 is like getting old, having friends die, and running into them on the street
• I'm picking out a Thermos for you
• I'm a Dutchman's uncle
• I'm Your Fan
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• Hi, I'm Mat.
• Now I'm Nothing
• The "I'm getting my first shot" cry
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
• I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• Remember I'm awful, in love with you
• I'm a programmer (user)
• HI im vik (user)
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• You're A Woman, I'm a Machine
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• I'm Nuts
• I'm not a monster, Tom. Well, technically I am. I guess I am.
• I Can't Believe It's Not Butter
• Tomato and butter bean soup
• organic peanut butter
• Cashew butter
• Why toast lands butter side down
• deep-fried butter
• Fuck tha Police
• Fuck me like you fucked that horse
• Flip & Fuck
• Music? What the FUCK is music?
• Ken Lay
• fuck you, migraine
• You had to pretend success was fucked
• Fuck You Curry
• curved penis
• e2 is like having a conversation with yourself
• How to improve your chances of having sex
• Having to do with animals. (category)
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
• I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
• If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
• I'm not really entitled to an opinion
• I'm up here in the nuthouse
• I signed up for the carpool for all the wrong reasons and now I'm bitter as Hell
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• I'm Going Crazy
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• im in your pants (user)
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• (I'm just a) Love Machine
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• I'm too old for this shit
• Stomp my guts out. I'm not using them.
• I'm not scared of your stolen power
• IM SAFE
• Nutter Butter
• Cafe de Paris butter
• The Peanut Butter Solution
• Peanut Butter Monkey (user)
• Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• Fucked up Facts from History
• Fuck them all but the six
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• Fuck this, let's go get a drink
• Don't fuck the corpses
• Fuck your American dream
• Having a drug dealer in your house
• Home surgery
• Having sex in Drow
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• Damn, I'm good.
• I'm Glad
• I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
• I'm a writer. What are you?
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I know the last digit of pi and I'm not telling
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm in the Army and I'm gay
• I'm still Big Red (user)
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion
• I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
• I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
• Right now, I'm wishing for fireflies
• I'm Rose (user)
• Because I'm an adult
• I'm not a thief, I'm a treasure hunter
• I'm no Socrates
• butter churning
• Fried Peanut Butter and Honey Sandwich
• Cumberland Rum Butter
• chocolate peanut butter cup cookies
• Crunchy peanut butter
• Butter soup
• Fuck plate tectonics
• puck fuck
• Fuck the models
• Jogging with intent to fuck afterwards
• Shut The Fuck Up
• i love to fuck (user)
• 'Fuck it Friday' beer luncheons and other employee perks
• Time flies when you're having fun
• Having a Microsoft husband
• 6am, having listened to you sleep
• Doris and George having lunch at Target
• I'm not very cool
• I'm gay
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• I'm the world's worst psychic
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• I'm Tory Plan B
• I'm ok, you're ok, that's ok, ok?
• Pleidiol wyf i'm gwlad
• It's late, and I'm tired
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
• My best friend reached her aphelion. Oh, and I'm in love with her.
• peanut butter fried rice
• burnt butter
• Apple Butter Pumpkin Pie
• Peanut Butter Puppy Poppers
• strapping butter to a cat's back

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