Findings:

• I am a woman who does not like assholes
• People who dump unwanted dogs deserve doom
• The dog who would not back off
• The dog who would not come in
• The dog who would not move
• The dog who would not beg
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• Coffee-drinking Assholes
• Asshole Race
• Presidents & Assholes
• The theory that women prefer assholes
• Everyone has the freedom to act an asshole
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
• How to be an asshole
• I'm out of ice cream. My cats are assholes.
• The dwarves from Chrono Cross are a bunch of assholes
• ass$hole (user)
• Uh, are you looking at my joystick to impress her, or are you just an asshole?
• Stop acting like an asshole
• Every Day an Asshole
• Public service commercials that accidentally make you an asshole
• Dance-floor asshole
• Berangier of the Long Asshole
• Assholes and elbows
• The I-95 Asshole Song
• An Asshole (user)
• Farts Are Jazz to Assholes
• International Assholes' Day
• A seething hatred for assholes, bullies and those that don't seem to mind them
• asshole (user)
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• why girls like assholes
• Asshole Bitch (user)
• Assholes and Douchebags: A Comparison
• The dream people were being assholes.
• Employment Anti-Discrimination Rights Once Again Denied To Assholes
• assholes (user)
• Assholes on the internet
• so many assholes
• Fuck kings, let's live like assholes!
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• Christ, what an asshole.
• fried asshole
• Christ, what an asshole
• How to dismantle an asshole
• Why are there so many assholes on the internet?
• Frodo Baggins is an Asshole
• It’s not possible to be a hero and NOT an asshole
• Get fucked, asshole!
• K dogg (user)
• Grass Dog (user)
• Dogs
• hot dog
• Black Dog Games
• Mad Dog Vachon
• 2 Stupid Dogs
• Wag the Dog
• Reservoir Dogs
• Dog, the other white meat
• dead dog
• Yellow Dog Linux
• Snoop Dogg
• dog
• The Bonzo Dog Band
• Dog Heaven
• Dog Show!
• dog's breakfast
• I wanna be your dog
• dog park
• That Dog
• Triumph, the insult comic dog
• A Boy and His Dog
• wiener dog
• Weederman, the wonder dog
• Dog Pound
• dog whistle
• Black Dog
• guard dog
• Bagel Dogs
• hair of the dog
• See a man about a dog
• dog's bollocks
• Westminster Dog Show
• Dogs of War
• The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
• Essex Dogs
• Curtail dog
• Dog bee
• Dog day
• Dog days
• Dog fancier
• Dogged
• Dog Star
• Sea dog
• Spitz dog
• Water dog
• The Truth About Cats and Dogs
• Davey Dog (user)
• Cats and dogs living together
• Cats and dogs
• Temple of the Dog
• Noises made by dogs in different languages
• dog slow
• dog and pony show
• The Two Dogs
• yellow dog contract
• slinky dog
• Mad Dog
• The Brazier and His Dog
• The Dog and the Cook
• The Dog and the Oyster
• The Dogs and the Hides
• The Shepherd and the Dog
• The Dog's House
• The Dog, the Cock, and the Fox
• The Dogs and the Fox
• tofu dog
• Hair of the dog that bit you
• Colorado Minty Dog
• boonie dogs
• Salty Dog
• Top Dog
• You can't teach an old dog new tricks
• salty dog rag
• The old dog
• Dog sees Ada
• The dog ate my homework
• dog shit
• Foot-long hot dog
• How do you know a dog wants to smooch?
• old chestnut: Lisa's dog
• answer: Lisa's dog
• Computerized replacement dog brain
• How do police train dogs to find hidden drugs?
• Poi Dog Pondering
• On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog
• Dog hair
• Dog Eat Dog
• Waking up with a dog breathing into your face
• We named the dog Indiana
• vegetarian dog food
• boy, girl and dog paradox
• Ghost Dog and the ice cream man
• Sauce au Chien (Caribbean "Dog Sauce")
• The Story of the Second Old Man and the Black Dogs
• Hark! Hark! The Dogs Do Bark
• screwing the dog

If you Log in you could create a "assholes who punch dogs" node. If you don't already have an account, you can register here.