Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "You are now arriving in Tunbridge Wells. Please remember to set your watches back sixty years"

• Tunbridge Wells
• I wrote this stupid piece of shit now could you please connect it to the web
• Marvin K. Mooney, Will You Please Go Now
• You couldn't save me back then. I will save you now. Trust me, take my hand.
• We're doing very well, doctor. Please open the door?
• it won't kill you to breathe it in, but it may change you, years from now
• Sixty Years a Queen
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• Watch out now, that rain is wet
• Would you take your shoes back now?
• Years from now I can tell the story of it
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• Please remember to let me down gently.
• Absolutely right, well done. And now, your next question is ...
• I got your back but you're best to watch your front
• Thirty Years in a Well
• We'll drink cheap wine and watch for shooting stars
• I want my Forest of Eriador back please
• Can I go back to sleep now?
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• Please cut back on your car usage
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• If you could reset your life back 10 years, would you?
• Please, for the love of everything that is holy on this Earth. I just want the cold back.
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• The sun sets slower now
• when you watch in broadcast order sometimes dead characters will come back to life
• a thousand years on the backs of paper elephants
• what will the internet be like five hundred years from now?
• Now give me something you need to remember!
• What was once well planned in a mad girls mind, and is now quickly becoming a last minute nodermeet
• Please remember the adverb is there for your protection
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• how many years, please, until I am better?
• try to memorize this moment so that years from now I can tell the story of it
• Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
• Do you remember watching hosewater down a driveway back home?
• and watch the madness set in
• and now back to your regularly scheduled test pattern
• Everyone remembers last year's election day
• I became a fish and a hundred years passed in a blurred stream. I remember it from long ago.
• Now he dances to bring her back.
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• I remember, back in the day, when the Other Users list never exceeded 19
• Melinda goes back in time and I get to watch
• Calais Pier: An English Packet Arriving
• the duchess of kircaldy, always smiling and arriving late for tea
• Thoughts on an Autumn Stubbornly Late in Arriving
• The Empire Strikes Back
• Back to the Future
• Not Back to School Camp
• last back
• The day God took back the edges
• The beast with two backs
• back
• other Rocks Against, back in the day...
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• Back to the Future II
• Don't Look Back
• Cat in the Hat Comes Back
• laid back
• money-back guarantee
• bad back
• Mind racing, a while back
• I turn my back for a second, and Erica gets married twice
• Bebe is Back
• Backed
• Backs
• Back stairs
• Water back
• Lulu's Back in Town
• short back and sides
• The two most common things to be found on the back of a sci-fi/fantasy novel
• Ol' Yellow Eyes is Back
• back story
• Ads from the back page of the Village Voice
• back light
• Back seat of a car
• back bacon
• fight back
• Lie on your back and think of England
• Back check
• Welcome Back, Kotter
• So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past
• Not too far back in time
• this way, that way, the other way, and back
• Back when grunge was still cool
• Drinking Pepsi will bring your dead ancestors back to life
• Go back to Africa
• Her back
• Muscles of the back
• Full Back
• back stabbing
• Back in the U.S.S.R.
• If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
• Back assward
• back and bat at as hell
• Back to School
• Carry Me back to Old Virginny
• Throttle Back
• (Don't Go Back to) Rockville
• Back Table
• dead insects are flipped over on their backs
• Amidala Got Back
• Fear of the Back button
• Drop the hamster and back away from the canary
• Bear Back
• Keep coming back
• Looking back from time to time, her tears falling fast
• Back to the moon
• Burning textbooks and then selling them back
• Back to Reality
• back to mine
• I'll be back
• The straw that broke the camel's back
• I wish I could sleep on my back
• the back roads
• The Cat Came Back
• the small of her back
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• Take Back Vermont
• Hey! What's that worm hole doing in my back yard?
• broken back
• Exercises for the Back
• back rank
• back propagation
• back button
• The Year of the Linux Desktop
• Her hands on my back; slipping into sleep
• Backing up your Windows registry file
• I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Getting my ethernet back
• The Very Back
• That gum you like is going to come back in style
• backyard breeder
• Your hair curls darkly back
• After a six-month diet of blues and greys I was back to white. I was an empty plate.
• The solution to back itches
• The sky tried sunny went back to grey
• Come Back (in Awhile)
• The drive back
• I took mine back tonight
• These are the days when birds come back
• Creating a password to convince yourself you have traveled back in time
• Winning back your girlfriend
• Coming out of the closet and running back in
• The Back Catalogue
• turn back
• Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
• Usage of the Sony Playstation 2 controller as a back massage device
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• back seat driver
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• This bridge that is my back
• back issues
• Misusage of the Sony Playstation 2 controller as a back massage device
• Stretching your lower back
• back end
• back pressure
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• Back in Black
• Harking back to fallen angels
• Red Back spider
• Look Back
• Back on the Chain Gang
• My dog is back!
• Every time I fall, I fall a little bit harder, a little bit further, I fall right back onto you
• The Rat Pack Is Back!
• In back of the real
• Lobo's Back
• Problems that go away by themselves come back by themselves
• Turn Back the Tide
• I hate coming back from the bathroom with a wet ring
• Will Ye No Come Back Again
• Welcome Back

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