A phrase stating that if the product in question breaks, smells bad, causes your hair to fall out or your bum knee to act up, then just return it and recoup all of your money. Usually said at the end of a commercial, where an extremely loquacious pitchman will yell, "anditisbackedbya30daymoneyback
guaranteetryitandreturnitifyoudon'tlikeitandgetall
yourmoneyback
! That'srightfolks..."

Fear this promise. They'll take your firstborn by a carefully hidden clause.

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