Findings:
- When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- When desperate static beats the silence up
- You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
- She hopes I'm cursed forever to sleep on a twin size mattress, never graduating up in size to add a lover.
- The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- I'm so pissed I can't stand up
- and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
- I walk around when I'm high
- I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
- When smoke stood up from Ludlow
- When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
- When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
- Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
- Her sleeves ride up on her arms when she moves
- When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
- It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
- When I'm Sixty-Four
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
- I'm always breathless when you call
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
- Her hair, tangled
- When you grow up, your heart dies
- Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
- You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
- I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
- What I want to be when I grow up
- When you wake up feeling old
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- Sex starts when you're standing up
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- When Renny wakes up
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
- I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
- You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
- What do I do when I'm alone?
- Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
- I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
- When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
- i'm a wiseguy when I'm drunk
- sometimes i go outside and stand in the sun and look up at the sky and pretend i'm a tree
- i feel alive when i'm close to the madness
- When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
- I'm up here in the nuthouse
- I'm gonna miss this light when it's gone. I'm gonna miss this darkness too.
- When not to break up with your girlfriend
- When I Grow Up
- Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
- Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
- Women want me when I'm taken
- When I'm at my computer.
- You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- I want to be a pirate when I grow up
- May the world be a better place when I wake up
- When We Grow Up
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- When the Roll Is Called Up Yonder
- When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
- If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
- I still tiptoe up the stairs when it's dark
- When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
- What do you want to be when you grow up?
- It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
- when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
- What do you see when you look up?
- Trying to keep up with technology, when the quiet full moon is momentarily more than enough
- When Askeladden Made the Princess Give Up
- i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
- When I'm long dead, the bee will win
- I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
- When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
- Why I'm giving up on boys
- I know more when I'm alone
- Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
- The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
- Im Elvis (user)
- I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
- I'm just reading it for the articles
- imm
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
- I'm embarrassed that I know this
- I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
- But I'm a Cheerleader
- Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
- I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
- I'm sorry
- I'm not sure
- Im-
- I'm scared to run the program I wrote
- I'm a Dutchman's uncle
- I'm tired
- People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
- I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
- I'm not drinking any more
- (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
- I think I'm in Love with Everything
- Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
- 418 I'm a teapot
- I'm not very cool
- I'm in this for the long haul
- Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
- I'm a little ICBM
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- I'm Going Slightly Mad
- I'm with you, Peter Pan
- I'm bored
- I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
- Is this the blues I'm singing?
- I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
- I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
- I'm going to be a Dad
- I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
- I'm not this cool in real life
- I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
- I'm rubber, you're glue
- I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- I'm passionate about my plant life
- No, I'm not a Liberal
- I'm my own Grandpaw
- My cats think I'm a God
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- I'm fucking addicted, OK?
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- I'm gay
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
- I'm not a part of this world
- I'm with stupid
- I'm Going Home
- I'm Proud of You
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
- I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
- I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
- 10 Reasons Why I'm Not Single
- Thank God I'm an Atheist
- When the Bough Breaks
- I'm a Pepper
- Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- I'm sorry that you feel that way
- I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- I'm tired of calling 911
- I'm the world's worst psychic
- I'm alone in Geneva!
- I'm scared
- If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
- So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
- "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
- I'm leaving, you all suck
- All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
- I'm not really entitled to an opinion
- Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
- Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
- I'm OK, You're OK
- I'm The Man
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
- I know the last digit of pi and I'm not telling
- I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
If you Log in you could create a "When I'm Up" node. If you don't already have an account, you can register here.