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• I'm always breathless when you call
• I know more when I'm alone
• Why do people only think I'm hot when I'm not available?
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• It's memories that I'm stealing, but you're innocent when you dream
• Women want me when I'm taken
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• Well, when the president does it that means that it is not illegal.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I walk around when I'm high
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• you breathe when your body makes you
• Lord Christ, When First You Came to Earth
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• When Democracy Failed: The warnings of history
• When This Is Over
• when life gives you lemons, just fill in this form
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• When good cats go bald
• When she sleeps, is she not moving her legs aside for an unknown garrison?
• Let's run away to where the shooting stars fall and meet them when they land
• People don't flail when they die
• Why I cry when I hear
• I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• I'm never watching the Today Show again
• I'm no Whitman...
• I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
• I'm Still Here
• I need to hold your hand. I'm getting numb.
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• I'm Alone
• I'm an Addict
• I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
• im in your pants (user)
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• I'm so sorry
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• I'm looking forward to cutting out your pancreas, you fascist cow
• I'm your worst nightmare: a speedster with a brain.
• I'm Gay For E2: An Unnodermeet
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• President George W. Bush to the 300th graduating class of Yale University
• President Jimmy Carter's Nobel Lecture
• Bartlet for America
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
• When It's Iris Time In Tennessee
• When Your Heartstrings Break
• When Worlds Collide
• When you call a girl beautiful, what does it mean?
• When life gives you shit
• When should a firm stop production?
• when immunity is a bad thing
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Slippery When Wet
• Tomorrow, When the War Began
• It's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.
• When the Roll Is Called Up Yonder
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• Driving my Saturn through Jupiter on a day when the mercury hit 100 degrees
• When willpower isn't enough
• When Poets Dreamed of Angels
• When the water is black you know it's deep
• When e2 takes a break, take a break from e2
• How to open a KFC when you're a cook
• When Shall We Take Off?
• When the eye of day is shut
• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• When you start a sentence with "As a..." I brace for a non-sequitur
• The times when it's OK to not pay attention to your surroundings
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I'm with you, Peter Pan
• I'm Proud of You
• "I'm fighting to reclaim my laundry."
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• I'm waiting
• I'm ceded--I've stopped being Theirs
• Damn it! I'm an adult!
• I'm Afraid
• I'm Henry The Eighth I Am
• I'm In Love With Massachusetts ( ... drive on by ... ) (document)
• Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion
• I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
• im a streat nigger_root (category)
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• I'm just sayin'
• I'm too old for this shit
• Committee to Re-elect the President
• U.S. Federal Government: Executive Office of the President
• Remarks by President George W. Bush at Islamic Center of Washington, D.C.
• Tony Blair for President
• Address by the President to the Nation on the Way Forward in Iraq
• When I was your age
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• When is it best to take crack cocaine?
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• When you had left our pirate fold
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• Summer never answers when you call
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
• When my inside selves just jump out with wings of fire
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• When Clowns Go Bad
• How to survive a heart attack when alone
• Where were you that Saturday when it rained?
• Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
• When you are alone you are the cat you are the phone you are an animal
• Things to consider when naming your child
• I am thinking it's a sign that the freckles in our eyes are mirror images and when we kiss they're perfectly aligned
• Models of American Racial Discrimination
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• When the great recorder comes
• When a man lies he murders some part of the world
• When Will You Die for the Last Time in My Dreams?
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• When I was 9
• I'm
• I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I'm letting you go
• I'm No Angel
• I'm not Greg
• I think I'm getting distracted again
• Slaughterhouse tour, or Why I'm no longer a lawyer
• It's late, and I'm tired
• Help I'm a Rock_root (category)
• HEY im cool (user)
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• I'm going to kill you
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• Because I'm an adult
• The Presidents' Athletic Conference
• President's Day Nightmare
• President Clinton: Final Days
• when
• When The Pawn...
• When in doubt, get horizontal
• For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
• When you work at a supermarket
• The dimples of your breasts do pucker evocatively when you smile
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• Why do heterosexual noders tell us as much, when defending homosexuals?
• When Etna basks and purrs
• When Running Jokes Go Bad
• What happens when you translate to Klingon and back
• Who what when where why & how
• Nobody Knows You when You're Down and Out
• When Motorcycles Fall
• When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
• When too much Dungeons and Dragons changes your religion
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• When non-pitchers get to pitch
• When oil recycling plants explode
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• When the ocean fell
• When All's Well
• What shall we do when we leave the army?
• What happens when a Pope dies
• You were a bookmark to the time when I loved every sunrise
• What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
• Since when am I a size 6?
• it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
• The Moment When Nothing Happened
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• I'm picking out a Thermos for you
• I'm a Dutchman's uncle
• I'm Your Fan
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I'm a sucker for a good accent
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday

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