Findings:

• Loophole Abusing a Magic Cauldron, Chapter 17: Oh, Malthus, We're Really In It Now
• Is there any part of you that really wants this? Or is the pursuit like breathing to you?
• I am not a part of this! Really!
• the unbeatable Squirrel Girl Vol.3, Squirrel, you really got me now
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Wearing waterproof mascara for goodbyes should be a given, really.
• should i pretend now everything is fine?
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
• I should just check myself into the morgue now and save myself that messy middle step.
• Now you're a coder. Dress the part.
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• ignore list
• Ignore Exact
• /ignore
• Note to self: Ignore the troll
• A boy named Ben
• The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get
• Never Ignore Chatterbox
• Society ignores consequences of sex
• ignore me (document)
• ignore the signs that I am dying
• Your ignore list (superdoc)
• plot the vectors of your scars. construct a grid to ignore.
• God ignores His oldest children and forgets the quietest
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• I am built to ignore hard truths and keep dreaming. That's what it is to be me.
• test post please ignore
• Ignore the voices from the trees
• Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman!
• The Ballad of Joking Jesus
• smoking and joking
• The Joking Horners
• joking relationships
• must be joking (user)
• joking (user)
• He Was Only Joking
• hell is now love (user)
• now
• Apocalypse Now
• Call now, operators are standing by.
• Right Here, Right Now
• Whip Inflation Now
• And Now for Something Completely Different
• Music was better in the old days
• Now I, even I, would celebrate...
• Now everyone thinks that you're crazy
• We're bigger than Jesus now
• Now and Zen
• Now more than ever
• Marvin K. Mooney, Will You Please Go Now
• Now and Again
• it is now safe to turn off your computer
• Make it your policy, starting now, to always answer this question honestly
• Good now
• Every Now and Then
• I fell off the ferris wheel and now I am paralyzed and bitter
• Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds
• You may now feel old
• The Clock of the Long Now
• Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country
• Now you know
• Why I am going to pretend I am a girl online from now on
• Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
• Now That's What I Call Quite Good
• Drive now, talk later
• Nothing can stop me now
• Now that we're being so open and honest
• Welcome to NOW
• Can I go back to sleep now?
• It's All Over Now, Baby Blue
• If You Gotta Go, Go Now
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• the fierce urgency of now
• Whoever You Are Holding Me Now in Hand
• Cool! Now hand me the sandwich Luke.
• It is now kistomary to cuss the bride
• it is your turn now
• Anarchy Now!
• Full of Life Now
• Be Here Now
• Now Close the Windows
• So... what do we do now that we're happy?
• I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
• Frilly putty in me now
• If Jesus came to Earth now
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• do what now?
• Hear me now
• Long Now Foundation
• Yes me, right now
• I am now a college graduate
• The customer service bitch in my office now
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• Windows is now shutting down
• Do you think you could love me now?
• Right now I am floating
• As of now you are no longer able to openly disagree with me
• Now you're on the trolley
• And Now for a Word
• Technology that gets lost between now and Star Trek
• Now let's see what has happened to us by adopting a sedentary lifestyle
• now shock
• Right here and now
• Now here it is, your moment of Zen
• That Was Then, This is Now
• Sleep Now in the Fire
• Go Now
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Buy now pay later
• Now or Never
• Here and Now
• My Depths Are Now Shallows
• If you are a member of a government agency you must leave now.
• Now that sex is a marketing strategy, I'm not sure I enjoy it anymore
• Now you do what they told ya
• You think time is moving fast now, just wait til you're 26
• Now there's something you don't see every day, Chauncy
• I am now a married woman
• Nobody's Moggy Now
• So now that I've been cursed to die...
• It is now illegal to die
• There and Now - Live in Vancouver 1968
• Now You're Screwed
• and now back to your regularly scheduled test pattern
• My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
• URLs are cool now
• Let Us Now Praise Famous Men
• ex-girlfriend is my best friend and now she's getting married
• Syphilis - Then and Now
• Little Green Bibles
• Missed me, missed me, now you gotta kiss me
• Hot Doughnuts Now
• Imagine the prettiest thing you've ever seen. Now make it glow.
• I used to love women from afar. Of course, now they call it stalking.
• Let us now praise bad girls
• What's the matter NOW?
• ...And Now Miguel
• Found sleep and, now I know tired
• I could sleep now
• Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
• Stalingrad
• Now My Heart Is Full
• look now look again
• Now We Are Six
• Now I'm Nothing
• and what now?
• Go Now In Peace
• Would you mind terribly if I kissed you now?
• water moves, beneath the ice. now is almost time -
• Now this is the way the Internet is supposed to be!
• Where is your god now?
• Vanna White is now obsolete
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• Telephone solicitors now call me at their own risk
• You're playing you, now
• Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho.
• Now I get it
• Now your songs mean what they were supposed to from the beginning
• Where is your savior now?
• Exploitation Now
• Alcohol vs. ecstasy
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Sony Handycam
• Now It's Done
• How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
• My Heart is lost, What Can I Now Expect
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• Choose your words carefully; now throw them away
• Loveliest of trees, the cherry now
• That's a valid point, but right now we're focusing on...
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• Seek not now the answers
• Now Sleeps the Crimson Petal
• Christian holidays - now secular
• What the World Needs Now is a Monolith...

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