Findings:

• When having sex in Poland
• When having sex in northern Norway
• The time my father caught me having sex
• Mindgames to play while your roommates are having sex in the next room
• When having sex in Binary
• When having sex in ancient Rome
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
• When having sex in Germany
• When having sex in Austria
• Sex with the Dead
• No one touches me
• Having Sex With An Anorexic Chick
• THE IRON NODER CHALLENGE XII: WE'LL RUST WHEN WE'RE DEAD
• Every one of these scars is a sign my cat loves me!
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• kill him dead; don't call me
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• Hurt me, use me, make me watch "Prince of Darkness"
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• How to Use a Condom
• Walked in on you having sex
• When I am dead, my dearest
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Strangers with this kind of honesty make me grow a big rubbery one
• Trust in Me
• When I asked Anna to marry me
• There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
• those receive me, who quietly treat me, as one familiar and well-beloved in that home
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Two condoms, she makes me wear
• When parents give you 744 condoms
• frell me dead
• When you blow out like a dead star
• when you watch in broadcast order sometimes dead characters will come back to life
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• Proper Condom Use
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• That one makes me scream, she said
• When your presents give me hives
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
• Hydrate, Moderate and Use a Condom
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• One last time, to dance me out of your heart
• The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
• And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
• bringing me back to when less was worth more
• When You Reach Me
• when you're ready to touch me again
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• When the dead poets mobilize, they'll paint your picture on their planes
• How does one love the dead?
• two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• Turn me on, Dead Man
• I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
• One danger of having your friends using Everything
• Having sex in Finnish
• Witnessing your parents having sex
• February wants me dead
• Trust me
• Having sex in Drow
• When You Said, "Remember Me"
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Me Talk Pretty One Day
• Women want me when I'm taken
• when strangers tell me to smile
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Send me the pillow, the one that you dream on
• Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
• You gave me wings when you showed me the birds
• Make me one of you
• Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
• Monique Alexander having anal sex with a priest
• Pour one out for your dead homies
• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• I cried when I wrote this song, sue me if I play too long
• man when you are telling me how it was
• If not me, who? If not now, when?
• They grow up. No one told me.
• Have One On Me
• I used to let a fat girl cuddle with me
• How my psychology teacher single-handedly ruined art and music for me in one fell swoop
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• the trust I place in you is still in me
• There was no one waiting for me...
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• Tell me one thing
• When you met me, when I met you
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• When you want me and how you want me
• My Daddy used to make me run in rain like this
• give me one night to show the savage
• When at last I found no further traces of the living or the dead, then I stopped.
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• The ocean will one day give up its dead
• What's this? - A dead one of these.
• Dead Like Me
• one dead eye (user)
• Always talk to dead people when you can. Always.
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• dead silent during sex
• The dead are with me
• Time flies when you're having fun
• Everyone except me is having a picnic on the moon
• Having sex in the shower ought to be outlawed
• Having sex in Japanese
• Thoughts While Having Sex
• Are you on drugs or just having one of those days?
• Tips for having sex in an elevator
• It checked every flower twice, the dead ones too
• When you're dead, you're dead
• When having sex in French
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• customers don't trust me
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• Ethanol is simply sugar having sex in strange positions
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• Make me one with everything
• My Company Trusts Me
• Words are useless full of excuses you used me well
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• Dammit, one of my past lives is more attractive than me!
• The Decadent Students' Association got me arrested on at least one occasion
• I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
• How to improve your chances of having sex
• No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite
• My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• Trust me, I have a pineapple
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• One minute, let me iron my shoelaces
• She only wants me for sex
• send me your muzzle, the one that you've been biting on
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• If No One Will Love Me
• Having sex up against a wall
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• Hurt me, use me, make me write bad checks
• I Hate It When It Happens To Me
• Remember me, I used to live for music. Remember me, I brought your groceries in.
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I could use a muse like you to amuse me
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it

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