I'm actually going to be the only one in my office this Monday, July 3rd, because everyone else is being lazy and taking the day off since we get Tuesday off for July 4th. As such, they finally entrusted me with the passcode to the alarm system and an actual key to the front door (I've been working here for a year and a half). So, if anyone in the Long Island area wants to sneak in and play a gigantic game of Nerf tag or something, I'm more than down for it.

Boy, I sure hope the company firewall isn't picking this up...