One of those Stupid Scary stories You Heard When You Were a Kid

Ok, so there's these guys playing poker one night and one of them makes a bet that the rest of them couldn't stay one night in the Haunted Lumberjack Shack up in the forest. So three guys take the bet and go up to the shack and settle in.

They've only been there an hour when from a back room they hear these voices sing, "When the log rolls over we will all be dead." And then silence.

So two of the guys just shoot out of there. They are gone. The other guy sticks around. He's been around the block a few times and isn't that scared by it. So he starts playing Patience for a while.

The voices sing again, only louder: "When the log rolls over we will all be dead."

This guy is getting creeped out by it. The voices are really wierd sounding, and must be the ghosts of lumberjacks! He stands up, and the voices go on singing, "When the log rolls over we will all be dead."

He walks over to the back door.

"When the log rolls over we will all be dead."

He turns the handle.

"When the log rolls over we will all be dead."

He opens the door.

"When the log rolls over we will all be dead."

And inside...

"When the log rolls over we will all be dead."

Is a toilet. In the toilet are three ants, arms around each other, weaving back and forth on top of a turd, and singing:

"When the log rolls over we will all be dead."

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