Findings:

• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• Gonna go buy me some Jesus!
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• David Bowie freaked me out and then some
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• You're Gonna Get Yours
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• Bloody hell... I'm gonna die to Boney M
• The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• some sort of electric light, i'm not really sure
• Some people feel the rain, others just get wet
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• I'm Gonna Ride That Southern Railway Line
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• I'm Just Me (user)
• Can anyone bring me some Shazbot?!
• Screw the Roses, Send Me the Thorns
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• Get it off me!
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
• Screw diapers, your kids are gonna need tire swings and bananas, Monkey Boy
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• She approached me with some vague line
• I'm burning too brightly, begging you to smother me.
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• Some things dannye taught me without trying
• screw some tart, raise more robots
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• So, you're gonna get laid off?
• Please please please let me get what I want
• Get off me Daddy, you're crushin' my cigarettes!
• get some
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... uh... you can't get fooled again.
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• choke me in the shallow water before I get too deep
• (Come get me).
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• I'm gonna make you come tonight
• I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
• I'm Gonna Watch You Sleep
• I'm gonna miss this light when it's gone. I'm gonna miss this darkness too.
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Women want me when I'm taken
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• I'm not in love, set me free
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• Go out and get some fresh air
• Break me. I'm elated.
• btw, I was raised on Twinkies, I'm certain it made a lasting effect
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
• Junk that I keep in my outgoing folder of my mobile phone
• Pour Some Sugar On Me
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• Notice Me, I'm Here
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• Some people call me a drama queen
• Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
• Cut me some slack
• She taught me some moves, including stealthy exits.
• Show me some leg, baby...for a good cause
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• Carve Me Some Wood, G-dog
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Unscrewing a bottle cap
• We must get there before dark, follow me
• Sometimes etiquette gets me nowhere
• The shirt that always gets me hit on
• "Beowulf is coming to get me!"
• Get Behind Me Satan
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• The things that get me (barely) through
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• can you get enough of me?
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• The closer I get to that old withered goal of mine the less if means to me
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• Tenchi, go get some more *hic* TEA!
• I'd let a fish lick me if it'd get me out of this wheelchair.
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• what little I have is starting to get to me
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• It Ain't Gonna Be Me
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• I'm sure gonna miss those brain cells
• One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
• Dammit, can you see why his laugh is gonna get us subpoenaed
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Get back to me
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• Shag Me, I'm Famous
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• Gravity really gets me down
• get off me
• twinky (user)
• Let's get milk-faced and hum like rabbits
• The early bird gets the worm
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Craving a smoke
• An angel gets its wings
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• Get rich quick

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