Findings:

• Why do people only think I'm hot when I'm not available?
• Some foods, I am convinced, are packaged only for families of 3 or more and bulimics
• I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
• I only am escaped alone to tell thee: McVeigh, Denial, and the Death Penalty
• I'm not a monster, Tom. Well, technically I am. I guess I am.
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• In caressing your follicles I am only vaguely reminded of the bitter harvest
• Am I hurting anyone if I'm rich?
• I'm Henry The Eighth I Am
• I am the only being whose doom...
• I'm Only Sleeping
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• because I am only half of what you need
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• Am I the only one who thinks Ken Watanabe and Jimmy Smits look an awful lot alike?
• I'm a nice guy...really, I am
• I am a confessional
• I am part of you.
• I am of Ireland
• I am pop culture's bitch
• I am the child with her nose pressed up against the window.
• I am not here for your entertainment
• Texas A&M Corps of Cadets Association
• Florida A&M University
• 3 am poem
• no more bitter. i am full.
• I Am Very Bothered
• Pan Am - The Sound of '70s
• I am holding you now
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I am the Pilot
• Really, I am glad the romance is gone
• Am I really here? Is this really my life?
• because I am lazy and enjoy staring blankly into space (which is also the space where novels come from)
• When Clients Attack
• The most annoying clients have the most interesting cases
• I'm sorry
• 418 I'm a teapot
• I'm just a bill
• 10 Reasons Why I'm Not Single
• I'm falling in love with you
• Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• I'm Not Rappaport
• I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
• That's my story and I'm stickin' to it
• Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
• It's late, and I'm tired
• I'm Sas (user)
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• You're A Woman, I'm a Machine
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• I'm Nuts
• I,m your Buttocks (user)
• We're Only In It For The Money
• Only Breath
• Girls who only date jocks
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• There is only one season in Houston
• My words are the only gift I have for you
• Close only counts in Horseshoes
• Standing Room Only
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• Only an ocean away
• The only gay in the village
• A family is only as sick as its secrets.
• Only Built 4 Cuban Linx
• This world might be saved, if only for the children
• A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
• The Presidents of the United States of America
• Federalist #68
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• President George W. Bush Addresses Nation on the Capture of Saddam Hussein, December 14, 2003
• Well, when the president does it that means that it is not illegal.
• I am scared
• I think I am addicted to The Learning Channel
• How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
• I am afraid to use websites of large corporations
• Just as I am, Without One Plea
• I Am Not Z (user)
• I Am!
• Birds still sing at 4:00 AM
• Clearly I am just too stupid to take the SAT II's
• This is not how I am
• Rock Am Ring
• I am asleep
• I am able.
• I am in motion
• nevermind. nevermind. breathless, i am sudden.
• ignore the signs that I am dying
• Am am no prophet
• I am fat (user)
• It will be good when I am leader
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• Integrated IRC/Everything Client
• Filesharing Clients
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• No, I'm not a Liberal
• I'm giving it all she's got, Captain!
• Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
• I'm working on it
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• I'm a Southern Baptist
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• I'm afraid, I thought, I'm too afraid to jump, I'm a coward, and at that moment I jumped
• I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
• I'm No Fool
• I feel like I'm being watched
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• I'm a slasher... of prices!
• I'm so worldly, I shit globes
• I'm too old for this shit
• Stomp my guts out. I'm not using them.
• btw, I was raised on Twinkies, I'm certain it made a lasting effect
• keep an eye on things while i'm gone
• God only knows
• Only a matter of time
• only the beginning
• Take only photos, leave only footprints
• We journal only when we hurt
• Only perl can parse Perl
• Only a Mother
• the woods, my only solace
• Only You Can Save Mankind
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• Only Revolutions
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• It's as if the fact that language can only ever provide an approximate representation of reality somehow makes reality inadequate.
• The ham wasn't the only thing that got baked for Christmas
• President Reagan's Speech Regarding SDI/Star Wars
• Statement by the President on American Plane and Crew in China, 4/2/01
• President Elect
• All the President's Handsaws
• The president's not the real president anyway, you know that!
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• I am Canadian
• Am I in love or still on crack?
• I am a minority of one
• What I am not
• Waking up at 7:00 am to hear your cat puking
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• Am I broken?
• Here I am Lord
• 2 am Christmas morning; uptown
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• Pan Am Metroport
• Am I a butterfly dreaming I am a person? Or a bowling ball dreaming I am a plate of sashimi?
• Yes! I am a long way from home.
• this is what I am doing with the silence
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• today i am blue crystal, transparent, knotted. today i am elegant sounds silent. today i am not words, i am not warm.
• I am not confident enough to refrain from responding
• I am in a heavy metal band. What do I sing about?
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• Know Your Client Form
• Notelet Nodelet Squawkbox Client
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• the words I'm after
• I'm scared
• Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now
• I'm actually quite the plain Jane
• I'm Afraid of Malkavians (a parody)
• I'm in the mood to move
• I'm a Boy
• I'm In Love With Massachusetts ( ... drive on by ... ) (document)

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