Findings:

• I am not cynical enough to be considered an intellectual
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• 640K ought to be enough for anybody
• Have we done enough to be saved?
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• you can't hear my voice cause i'm not loud enough
• I'm not smart enough to use this trash can
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• OMG!!1 I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED AGAIN
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• Maybe tomorrow we’ll be on that plane.
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• That Would Be Enough
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
• If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• Don't be an IM phantom
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• twelve ways to do and be is enough for cats
• the world is big enough for all of us. it has to be.
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• i'm trying not to be a prisoner of time
• I'm not old enough to love you
• you think i'm confused? you're not confused enough.
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
• I'm going to be a Dad
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• Trying to be weird is not enough
• Prolific? Maybe. It could just be the mania.
• Be
• Don't Be Afraid
• You will be assimilated
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• To do is to be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• The revolution will not be televised
• so be it
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• I wanna be your dog
• Be yourself
• Should I be happy?
• I never thought it would be like this
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• I just want to be friends
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• To be or not to be
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Too good to be true
• Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Let It Be
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• Never be the first to let go
• The two most common things to be found on the back of a sci-fi/fantasy novel
• Be Mine
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• What the American people want politics to be
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Information cannot be owned
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Must be a lesbian
• The best kind of bartender
• You're too young to be so old
• Chant and be Happy
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• play dumb
• The Be
• Be Operating System
• well, I'll be jiggered
• Maybe once, maybe twice
• Your e-mail client must be this secure before you may ride the internet
• Be different, just like everyone else
• On the Criteria To Be Used in Decomposing Systems into Modules
• Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
• Be Here Now
• Born to be Wild
• Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• I wouldn't be caught dead
• Claiming to be a lesbian
• Lessons to be learned from Napster
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• pretend to be an idiot all the time
• I wanna be your toothbrush holder
• Be a model or just look like one
• What does it mean to be religious?
• Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
• i've lost the ability to be truly bored
• Birds are not to be allowed to die here
• Want to be a lawyer?
• We must be traveling through time backwards
• Soldiers who wish to be a hero
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• Shouldn't we be praying to Satan?
• Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
• Aspects of American society that may be new to you
• it'll be on the test
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
• Trying desperately to be cool
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• How to be a good motorcycle passenger
• Surah 60 She that is to be Examined
• No one can be totally logical
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences

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