Findings:

• Stoned music memories
• Life. Get one. (user)
• The winter chill reminds those of us closer to our end than our beginning that maybe, just maybe, safety isn't the primary goal in a life that will certainly end in death.
• Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• It takes more than milk to get rid of the taste
• If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
• You just don't get it
• Life sucks. Get over it.
• all life is no more than a match struck in the dark and blown out again
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• All my friends are cooler than you and we know something you don't.
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Get a life!
• Life sucks, get a helmet
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• You don't get a song
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Strangers are unwittingly saving my life in 1000 little ways all day long.
• emotions others don't get to see
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Why IRC is better than Real Life
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Stranger than Paradise
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• There's more to musical life than jazz and classical
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• I don't get nostalgia, I get flashbacks
• We only get one chance at life, sweetness, this is mine
• Why Real Life is better than IRC
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• I don't get it
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• It's easier to get a HANDGUN in this state than your driver's license!
• I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
• Don’t take life so serious, son; it ain’t nohow permanent
• Life will get easier
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• Truth is stranger than fiction
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• my life is more than this
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
• Got to Get You into My Life
• Wayside School Gets a Little Stranger
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Better than Life
• Rape committed by women
• It doesn't get any better than this
• Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• Life gets in the way of words
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• It is easier to get forgiveness than permission
• Get a Life
• I don't get many things right the first time
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• How to get more change than you deserve
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Don't take candy from strangers
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• Life has more twists than a rope
• Stranger Than Fiction
• No one gets out of this life alive
• Life in Volcanoes
• Crip life (user)
• Bug Scientist Real Life CSI
• Professional life: KISS and KICK principles
• Life as a Screenwriter
• The Life of Riley
• It's been a night shift of a life for us all.
• Life Underwater
• Life of a White Muslim
• Life has a price
• Second Life
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Is your life heartless?
• Charlie Don't Surf
• The Life of Alfred V
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• At the Speed of Life
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• The Variety of Life
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Life is like a boat
• Don't quote me on that
• Life on Mars
• Love the one you don't need
• You were the one beam of light in my life; I responded by putting on sunglasses.
• I don't want to see her
• Alone in the bright lights of a shattered life
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Passing places (or the Hebridean way of life)
• Listening to a movie in a language you don't know
• wrestler 4 life (user)
• Don't let the door hit you in the ass
• Anomalies (of life)
• Why you don't deserve to be a professor
• Oh Life
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause people
• So you don't have to
• my life in car years
• Don't blow-dry your Basil.
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• dont (user)
• Don't escort the big chariot
• Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em
• stories about strangers
• Don't be an IM phantom
• A love poem scrawled from one stranger to another
• Queen of Strangers
• Don't come back, don't call. Think of another way.
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Don't take any guff from those swine
• Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
• don't repeat yourself
• long printf() argument lists' parameters are better pre- than postfixed with ','
• I don't know what she's thinking. She's very mysterious.
• Why are homosexuals held to different standards of conduct than heterosexuals?
• Once you don't believe in the afterlife, it's not worth dying anymore
• Warmer winds than this have frozen sunnier days
• don't you see what your doing
• Better safe than sorry
• My nowhere is better than your nowhere
• Americans have more than 40 words for boobies
• Two heads are better than one
• Bigger than Himself
• Duty is weightier than a mountain, but death is lighter than a feather
• Meteors are not needed less than mountains
• Oh, Mexico, Now Don't You Cry For Me
• Your Scars Were Better Than Mine
• Let's get milk-faced and hum like rabbits
• How to get people to leave you alone
• Nothing more than not you yet.
• get mine
• How to get rid of Jehovah's Witnesses
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• The Joy of Pair Bonding: Get Good At Sex
• The nail that sticks up gets hammered down
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• Gary Busey, get out of my dream!
• Getting wax out of carpet
• How to get free clothes in Disney World
• Stop the Planet of the Apes, I Want to Get Off!
• I can make you howl. And vice versa. Let's get down to business.
• How to get through U.S. Customs
• How to get your cell phone replaced free of charge
• Liberal get your gun
• Cannibalism and other fun ways to get rid of Rats

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