Findings:

• Stoned music memories
• Real life is stranger than Borges
• If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
• How to get more change than you deserve
• You don't get a song
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• life is very strong. life is stronger than death.
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• I don't want to get over you
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Life. Get one. (user)
• Life will get easier
• I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
• Don’t take life so serious, son; it ain’t nohow permanent
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• Get vaccinated. Don't die.
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• Better than Life
• Get a Life
• Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
• Stranger Than Fiction
• Life sucks, get a helmet
• Don't take candy from strangers
• I don't get many things right the first time
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• I don't get it
• don't rely on us to get you high
• Life sucks. Get over it.
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• emotions others don't get to see
• It takes more than milk to get rid of the taste
• you get mistaken for strangers by your own friends
• Strangers are unwittingly saving my life in 1000 little ways all day long.
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• Wayside School Gets a Little Stranger
• It is easier to get forgiveness than permission
• Truth is stranger than fiction
• It's easier to get a HANDGUN in this state than your driver's license!
• Rape committed by women
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• I don't get nostalgia, I get flashbacks
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• All my friends are cooler than you and we know something you don't.
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• You just don't get it
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• It doesn't get any better than this
• Get a life!
• Don't get up. The rain is warm and we are waterproof.
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• We only get one chance at life, sweetness, this is mine
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Life gets in the way of words
• my life is more than this
• Life has more twists than a rope
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• Why Real Life is better than IRC
• There's more to musical life than jazz and classical
• Why IRC is better than Real Life
• No one gets out of this life alive
• Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
• Stranger than Paradise
• all life is no more than a match struck in the dark and blown out again
• The winter chill reminds those of us closer to our end than our beginning that maybe, just maybe, safety isn't the primary goal in a life that will certainly end in death.
• Got to Get You into My Life
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• don't care
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• Don't
• I don't know
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
• Don't touch that dial
• Don't Look Back
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Americans don't speak English
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• We don't need no education
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Don't give up
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• Don't defile my sex
• I don't remember
• Mountain Don't
• Boys Don't Cry
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Show, don't tell
• I don't want to fall so easily
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• I don't want children
• Why don't you drink?
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Don't beat around the bush
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• I don't see like you
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Don't Drink the Water
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Why don't men shave?
• don't comment on my looks
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Don't call me white
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Don't do that then!
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Dream Log: I don't remember
• there is a place where the dead live. it is in us. it is all around us. it is more than we can understand.
• Don't Block the Box
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• don't shoot the messenger
• programs that don't compile
• Why don't you dream anymore?
• customers don't trust me
• Things you don't want to hear from your bank
• Don't call me Debbie
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Parents don't understand the new economy
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• don't take a pill to feel the funk
• Don't put magnets next to the monitor
• Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
• why coding, bash and IRC don't mix
• Employees don't cheat customers...

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