Findings:
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
- Out of work alcoholic clowns
- How to make a weapon out of duct tape
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- how love works
- How the FFT works
- How stuff works
- How The Internet Works
- How to convert a Super Nintendo controller to work on the PC
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- On the beach, by myself. How it turned out.
- work out
- We wanted to be together, so we worked it out.
- How to make a skirt out of an old pair of pants
- How can a good Buddhist work in advertising?
- How to find out if a Web company is monitoring your browsing habits
- How Network Adapters Work
- How Eulenspiegel talked two hundred boys out of their shoes
- How Things Work
- How the United States highway system works
- Getting the most out of public transportation
- Putting a match out in your mouth
- Brothers Gonna Work It Out
- How the heart really works
- Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
- How I decided not to stare out of a smoky haze of phony melancholy
- Just how old is James, exactly?
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- The fire wagons kept coming, the snipers just wouldn't let 'em put it out
- Getting wax out of carpet
- How the United Kingdom road system works
- How to make a serviceable pair of shoes out of a rubber tire
- How to have an out of body experience
- fog machine
- how to fall out of a marriage
- How a computer works
- How to scare the shit out of someone
- Lost in Boston?
- It's so crazy it just might work
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
- How Eulenspiegel found work as a cook and hearth tender
- How to build a computer out of black holes
- The true story of how I beat the crap out of King Kong, on top of the Empire State Building
- Speculation: How a Lightsaber works
- maybe everything will work out after all
- Why the software house I work for is just a PIMP!
- Just How You Feel
- How to walk past someone you work with in the hallways at the office
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- How a sail works
- You have your work cut out for you
- How to stay awake at work
- How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
- M4: how the counting loop works
- Rolling out fresh pasta
- How Revivalist Preachers Work
- How to bake a cookie which doesn't come out as hard as a rock
- How to ash out of the back window of a moving car
- How to escape domestic violence
- How interactive fiction works
- How to get more out of Psi
- How to make bellbottoms out of an old pair of pants
- How to work an airplane toilet door lock from the outside
- Create a throwing star out of Post-it Notes
- How I found out there wasn't a Santa Claus
- How Eulenspiegel cleared out the merchant's house
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- How to carve a dodecahedron out of a cube
- How dietary aids work
- how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
- how IEEE 754-1985 floats work
- How to find out if an egg has gone bad
- How interactive fiction works (part 2)
- I just work here
- How your brain works
- Show your work, or, how my math abilities started to decline
- How to Ride Out a Storm
- Getting water out of a cactus
- Making a ring out of a dollar bill
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- How to get a kitten out of your bedroom
- How to Fall Out of Love
- just come out of the ship talking to the most blonde
- How to time waste at work
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- How interactive fiction works (part 3)
- Sympathy for the Mongols & How The Rise of the West was just sheer Dumb Luck
- Formalist approach to art analysis
- Building a rabbit trap out of two aluminum cans
- How to node from work
- I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
- I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
- how to short out a phone line
- audio compression
- Making a flame thrower out of a Bic lighter
- How to make a purse out of duct tape
- How to put a cigarette out on your tongue
- How the Sun, the Moon, and the Wind Went Out to Dinner
- I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
- And my licorice rope ladder is eaten and worn / how the hell do I climb out
- How Much for just the Planet?
- How interactive fiction works (part 4)
- How Eulenspiegel cheated a baker out of a sack of bread
- How to scare the hell out of people using flour
- What is this strange attractant you use; how does it work?
- Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
- Smoking from a Pringles tube
- How a CD-ROM Works
- Getting the most out of being a temp
- How the Mind Works
- Just how perfect was Jesus?
- Finding out where a net user lives
- She just appeared out of nowhere
- Getting out of a traffic ticket
- When my inside selves just jump out with wings of fire
- How interactive fiction works (part 5)
- I knew before I met you just how we would end
- How community relates to "work"
- How to steal from your work
- How to make a bowl out of a vinyl LP
- How to work with a bureaucracy
- How to scare the living shit out of an arachnophobe with a black shoelace
- How dating pretty boys helped me come out
- How to read poetry out loud
- How to break your neck and freak people out
- Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
- How to get a Goth out of a tree
- How Glinda Worked a Magic Spell
- How to pack someone out of your life
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- I just couldn't work like that
- I've worked my ass off and I just want a drink!!!
- Just how is this arousing?
- Never tell your housemates you know how a computer works
- Canadian-style Government, how it works, and why it wouldn't in the USA
- How to fall out of an airplane
- How to get away at work without doing anything
- How do women's dress sizes work?
- Building a castle entirely out of Mountain Dew cans
- They leap just because they can, out of joy
- Xenon strobe
- How to jump out of a plane, and what it's like
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
- Getting small animals out of the walls
- How to find out your own IP address
- geek out
- With how sad steps, O Moon, thou climb'st the skies!
- pop out
- How the Chimney-Sweep Got the Ear of the Emperor
- Blow Out
- How to kill yourself on a motorcycle
- oh for crying out loud
- How to adjust your side view mirrors
- How to eat your way around the Baltimore beltway, exit by exit: Exit 14
- star out
- How it Happened that a Friend Killed a Friend
- swapped out
- Speeding without getting a ticket
- flame out
- How the music died
- If you pull out into an intersection have the balls to follow through
- How to avoid dying of thirst in a desert
- I figured it all out
- Till Eulenspiegel walks the tightrope
- Assassinate makes an ass out of ass, I, and Nate
- How I made my computer quieter
- paged out
- How to get more donations for Everything
- Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
- How to make a shocking book
- Get a rise out of someone
- Walking in NYC
- Slut Manifesto, Part 2: Systems In and Out
- How to make a quick five dollars
- Flushing out your enemies from their lair with bad rock music
- How I realized the balance of Yin and Yang
- Broadway is Missing out on the Biggest Idea Ever
- How to get SMS death threats from coke dealers in London
- Creating an encoder out of a keyboard
- How to Solve It
- This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
- Broken things that nobody knows how to fix
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
- How to build a character in fiction
- Getting the maximum amount of paint out of a tube
- How to make a desk
- It sounded good in my head before it came out of my mouth
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