Findings:
- The boldest lie I've ever heard
- Your shoulder is the most comfortable thing I've ever slept on
- Shit or get off the pot
- The Most Horrifying True Story I’ve Ever Heard
- Why can't the Democrats ever think up this kind of sleazy shit?
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
- The Industrial Revolution: Blessing or curse for the working class?
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- This is the oldest I've ever been
- Smartest thing I've ever read on Reddit
- i've heard that's how they did it in ancient egypt
- I've heard your song
- An Unexplained Scene, or The Grubbiest Daisy Chains You Ever Saw On A Hobo
- This week, Jen's got a new man, or, another take on some algebraic properties
- Some things are True whether you believe in them or not
- I've fucking HAD IT with you, you piece of shit!
- Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
- Some foods, I am convinced, are packaged only for families of 3 or more and bulimics
- the truest thing you've ever heard
- Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
- The Worst Paper I've Ever Written
- The bravest man I've ever known
- The coolest I've ever felt, given that I didn't end up with a gun.
- Ever since I met you I've been looping a recursive subroutine
- Take a twenty-pound sledgehammer and vigorously and fanatically wield it against your confining ten-pound mold, your five-pound rut and smash the ever loving shit out of it, lovingly.
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- The Most Horrifying True Story Zeph Ever Heard
- The Wild Colonials
- Some things I've learned about not smoking
- are you repeating what you've heard? or are you understanding?
- The Worst Band Name I Ever Heard
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- The tired scrawl of every word I've ever called my own.
- Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
- Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
- Some things exist whether you believe in them or not
- It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- Life in the American business world
- Mike the talking chicken finds out some disturbing shit
- Shit or Go Blind
- just some lame Disney VR shit in a rape truck outside LACMA
- Mike the talking chicken finds out some disturbing shit (fiction) mp3 (recording)
- Eat shit or puke trying
- I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
- The Only Song I've Ever Written
- The saddest funeral I've ever performed
- The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
- The U.S. Post Office: Benign little organization, or the linchpin of the greatest conspiracy ever?
- I've been smoking ever since
- The most interesting job I've ever had
- Best smoke I've ever had
- Operation Blessing
- Blessing of Tears
- Toronto Blessing
- The Blessing
- Mixed blessing
- secular blessing
- Gaea's Blessing
- The Great American Dollar Bill Blessing Virus
- Blessing of the Animals
- Some algorithms may need to be redesigned
- The Blessing Way
- Pookah Blessings
- Unwrap your blessings
- The Blessings of Slavery
- Come, Thou Fount of Every Blessing
- Priestly Blessing
- generic blessings
- blessing in disguise
- Blessings before food
- papal blessing
- blessing (user)
- Hear blessings dropping their blossoms around you
- Blessing Hands (user)
- Vulcan's Blessing
- Blessings, Sanctification, and Trinkets
- The gift is the blessing of the giver
- cynical optimist
- I am not cynical enough to be considered an intellectual
- I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
- Cynical, bitter, jaded as hell. Also naked.
- Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist
- the hugest, dirtiest, most cynical, most intelligence-insulting and, above all, most fraudulently profitable lie in audio
- happily ever after
- They all lived happily ever after
- ever
- Worst episode ever
- Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
- Does this ever go away?
- Medgar Evers
- I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
- Live the greatest story ever told
- Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
- Do you start feeling, ever?
- Diary of a dot-commer
- Don't lie. Ever.
- Will Everything ever stop expanding?
- All that I am and ever want to be
- Unhappily Ever After
- The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
- Best Math Books Ever Written
- Ever turn your keyboard over and shake it?
- The worst name ever
- The 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
- The most beautiful computer ever
- The Craziest Lady to Ever Grace a Burger King Drive-Thru
- Ebonics began with pirates
- Have You Ever Walked?
- The Most Disappointing Joke Ever
- Slashdot Troll's Greatest Hits
- The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
- The most disturbing thing I ever saw
- The best line I ever used
- Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
- Probably the saddest thing ever
- Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
- dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
- Don't you ever go to work?
- Will I ever know?
- the hottest it has ever been
- Have you ever been illusioned?
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- What ever happened to all the fun in the world
- The funniest thing ever on Pinky and the Brain
- The dumbest thing I ever did while under the influence of alcohol
- You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
- don't ever throw stones at your mother
- A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
- pointless HTML in email
- How to know if you will ever experience time travel
- Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
- The worst thing I ever put in my mouth
- The first dollar I ever made
- The greatest paper ever written
- Can pleasing sight, misfortune ever bring?
- The best magic trick you've ever seen
- All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
- Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
- The best comeback ever
- Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Silence
- Have you ever made a just man?
- Nobody should ever see another's porn collection
- The longest, most complicated undelivered love letter ever
- Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
- Greatest Story Ever Told
- The most perfect thing you can ever do
- Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
- No one will ever love you for your honesty
- Best Death Ever
- The Greatest Story Ever Told
- No government can ever give you freedom
- Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
- The Road Goes Ever On
- All I ever needed to know, I learned playing Dungeons and Dragons
- Deconstruction of every single television advertisement, ever
- The worst job interview ever
- The Last Song I Will Ever Write About a Girl
- Power companies are stealing our electricity!
- the best damned story ever written
- Broadway is Missing out on the Biggest Idea Ever
- The first ever Central Maryland Impromptu Noder Gathering
- Dischord Recording Artists
- I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
- I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
- What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?
- These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
- All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
- Do you mind if I crash on yr stained glass couch for, like, ever?
- Can we ever truly act against our own interests?
- She ain't heavy, she's a mother
- In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
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