The stupidest conspiracy theory ever
WARNING: This is an actual theory proposed by a deadly serious caller on a radio phone-in show. I can tell you he was either an astoundingly good actor or an astoundingly stupid person.
: we all take it for granted, and we all pay our bills
to get it. As we know, it is produced by large generators
, utilising nuclear energy
or fossil fuels
to output the required energy to turn the vast turbines
which generate it. The resultant electricity is then piped to substations
which regulate the correct voltage
for normal home use.
Or is it?
To the radical thinker
, it becomes obvious that something is afoot. Just stop and use your brains
for a minute: what happens when you put a light bulb
inside a sealed reflective sphere
? Where does the light go? What happens when it is switched off? The answer is all too clear: it bounces off the inside of the sphere and goes back down the wire!
Isn't that in fact what is happening to all of our appliances
? Electricity circulates through them, bringing them to life, then travels back through the mains socket
and into the substation. The electricity is then re-used elsewhere, and the electricity companies
save a fortune! Cunning, eh?
This fits in with other suspicious facts. Why are substations and generators so inaccessible? To protect us from electric shock
? No! It's because they are empty! They are just a front
, a facade
! All electricity is recycled
and the companies are all frauds
who screw us out of our money
for doing nothing
So next time you turn on your computer
, remember, you're using someone else's dirty electricity
and paying through the nose
The world must be alerted!