Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "If you haven't heard them live, you're not a true fan; you're just pond scum"

• If you're not The One, you're just another Zero
• You think time is moving fast now, just wait til you're 26
• You're here to save the world. Unfortunately, you live in a virtual world, detached from reality.
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• What's the point of having doors if you're just going to give away keys?
• 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them
• If you're so good at this sport, why are you just an announcer?
• My life is falling apart and you're just laughing
• All in all, you're just another brick in the wall
• Things you're not supposed to hear on Xbox Live
• you're just a transparent gif in the dark
• just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• you're just a centipede who thinks he's master of the forest
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• just because it burns doesn't mean you're gonna die
• It's difficult to live with people if you're fastidious. You'll understand that once you discover that you're ruined.
• They say you're a man with true grit.
• Beautiful words are nonsense if you can't hear how you're saying them.
• To the world you're just one person
• it's just as true as the news
• You're a dick
• The problem is you're not paranoid enough!
• i learned the rules; i just never practiced them
• You're so come here go away
• Miss Jackson if you're nasty
• Never look like you're staring
• If you're happy and you know it click this node
• When you're home alone
• You're playing you, now
• You're the wrong species
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• As soon as you're born you start dying
• You're missing it
• On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog
• Baby, you're the greatest!
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
• Grinding power supply fans and how to fix them
• How do you articulate the in between stages where you feel you're left hanging?
• You're never far from the sound of an engine
• Love means never having to say you're sorry
• You're not alive until you have something to lose
• True ice cream fans consume whole pints at a time
• I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
• Words said in anger are, in the end, just words. They only become daggers if you let them.
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• they does not know what it might be to live without them
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• You won't live longer, it will just feel like it
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• Dude, you're harshing all over my mellow
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• If someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "Yes!"
• You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch
• Imagine you're not alone
• I don't care if you're the customer, I still think you're wrong.
• The guy who talks to you while you're taking a piss
• Now You're Screwed
• Things to do while you're between jobs
• you're so poetic tonight
• You're only half a bitch without the heels
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• How to close a KFC when you're a cook
• You know you're from Prince Edward Island if...
• You're awfully fucking fat for someone with leukaemia
• you're afraid
• You think you're special
• When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• You know you're a geek when...
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Sorry kids, this just isn't true. We just dress it up better
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• all of them just coming over here and so on
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• Some things are True whether you believe in them or not
• Even if god is just a monkey's dream, it's a dream worth coming true.
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• Time flies when you're having fun
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• You're welcome
• You're soaking in it
• You're so money
• Pretend you're not dying inside
• Australia You're Standing In It
• Things to know if you're marrying a Catholic
• Corny cartoon sunshields will ensure that you're not getting any
• Now you're on the trolley
• So you think you're Bruce Lee
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Why "You're the air that I breathe" is a stupid expression
• I just realized that I will not live to see the invention of time machines
• You're In The Air
• Have you told your parents you're gay?
• I'm OK, You're OK
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
• Walk like you're a sex goddess
• You're never around when I need you
• You're too good to be human
• When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
• You can never become anything if you're not good at math
• I'll explain it when you're older
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• Forget you're an engineer - and enjoy yourself
• If you're hungry, blame me
• When you're alone
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• So you think you're on a roll?
• I hope you're fucking happy
• You're to Make Young Gems
• huddling in the corner because you realize you're naked
• Is there a kind of information you're better off not having?
• Never whistle while you're pissing
• You're a diamond's wet dream
• You're running Linux on what?
• 12 Ways to Get a Job (if you're psycho)
• Yes, dammit I am sure I want to delete it. While you're at it, empty the trash, too!
• They can see that you're missing something inside
• Liquor before beer, you're in the clear.
• Where the hell do you think you're going today?
• It's not the photographer's fault that you're ugly
• if you're lucky, they fuse into something bright and astonishing
• You're not alone
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• I just live here
• there aren't any stars because we haven't created them yet
• It's pretty obscure. You probably haven't heard of it.
• The things just echo in my head instead of speaking them
• You just haven't found the right strain, yet
• It is just a face. It tells them nothing
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• Suppose I try to tell you the secrets of this house, and them that live here
• pond scum
• the only true religion is the one that lives in the heart of every human being
• The lives within them
• Now everyone thinks that you're crazy
• This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
• You're Only Old Once!
• These aren't the droids you're looking for
• You're not a monk
• You're So Vain
• You're not the boss of me
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• You're too young to be so old
• Which Describes How You're Feeling
• You're not from around here, are you?
• You're all fuckin big mouse
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• You're all Sheep
• The fact that you make no sense doesn't mean you're an artist
• You're evil
• Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman!
• When you're dead, you're dead
• This sentence is in English while you're not looking
• Three strikes you're out
• Teenage rebellion and parental discipline
• Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• I'm rubber, you're glue
• You're Under Arrest!
• This sentence is in Spanish while you're not looking
• The Most Horrifying True Story I’ve Ever Heard
• You're not fucked up, ergo, you are shallow
• What happens if you're too nice?
• that surely isn't my eye you're trying to poke, is it?
• Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• Feeling that you're made of very thin glass
• Ways to Say you're done
• What to do if you're stopped by the police
• So You Think You're Computer-Illiterate
• You're A Good Man, Charlie Brown

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