Findings:
- You will lose everything you love making your point
- If it jams, force it. If it breaks it probably needed replacing anyway.
- if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- Making the Movies II Do the Photoplayers Have an Understudy?
- I bet those golden tickets make the chocolate taste terrible anyway.
- Your version of my story is probably so much better than the real one anyway.
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
- Making islands to have new seashores
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- There's no point unless you make one
- Make of that what you will. I know I have.
- the slightest movements which I make have begun to squeeze pure blood from my kidneys again
- Making the Movies XXXII What Movie Camera Operators Have to Undergo
- It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
- General sexuality newsgroup
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
- This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- The choice you have to make
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
- Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
- How to make money in the music industry without actually making new music
- Nodes which sarcastically argue a point in order to make the other side look foolish are funny
- i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you
- I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
- The Extroverted Feeler makes me yell at my residency director
- Make something beautiful, no matter how ugly the steps in making it are
- I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
- anyway
- Anyways
- So, who is this Webster 1913 guy, anyway?
- What the hell is Grimace, anyway?
- randir
- Death is inevitable anyway. Eat up.
- Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
- Your vote doesn't matter anyway, so you might as well vote 3rd party
- they only gave me trouble anyways
- The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
- I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
- What's geek got to do with it anyway?
- Helping people cheat
- who needs toenails, anyway?
- What's so wrong with eugenics anyway?
- I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
- anyway (user)
- If you hate something, do it anyway
- Who am us, anyway?
- I Had Already Quit That Job About 20 Days Ago...in my mind, anyway
- If it moves throw a snowball at it, if it doesn't move throw a snowball at it anyway
- The president's not the real president anyway, you know that!
- so you decided it's a good idea to yell on the internet
- most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
- i've never thought much of formulaic verse anyway
- Have Blue (user)
- Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
- have
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- Know your pets
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- It's better to regret something you HAVE done
- We Have Explosive
- Have you tried rebooting?
- If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
- She's Gotta Have It
- Justice and piety have vanished
- Have you found Jesus?
- What we've got here is a failure to communicate
- Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
- Have you let Emacs into your heart?
- I did not have sexual relations with that woman
- You have a big finger
- Did God have choice in creating the universe?
- I have no faith in your God
- What have you
- Citizen: You have committed an error
- Front porch, what should have been said
- Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
- Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- Girls Just Want to Have Fun
- New zombies have been animated to replace the old
- I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
- I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
- The tattoo phenomenon
- Sally guests I have known
- We have nothing to fear but fear itself
- I have a dream
- I have no hair
- institutions have lives of their own
- The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
- Baptist jokes
- Baptist fear of dancing
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- You can't have everything
- I have heard the mermaids singing
- When I have female children
- I have no complaint
- Times when you MUST have a smoke
- Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
- Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
- Why males have nipples
- Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
- They have potential, if they only applied themselves
- We're trying to have a baby
- The number you have dialed is imaginary
- Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
- you can't have it both ways
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- You have much to learn, Grasshopper
- You have no socially redeeming value
- Let them have Festivas
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- Why should the Devil have all the good music
- A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
- Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- Why some mammals have an aversion to water
- It's better to have loved and lost
- How the mighty have fallen
- Beautiful things that have made you cry
- Have you stopped beating your wife?
- When we have reached the end of time and light
- Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
- You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
- Smite heathens or have a beer?
- I must have three heads
- Animals that should not have been domesticated
- it's good to have a moose
- We atheists have a good sense of humor
- What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
- I have no browser and I must node!
- I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
- Yes! We have no bananas!
- Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
- Here We Have Idaho
- When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
- Haves and Have-Nots
- Dreamy things people have said to me
- You have 1 writeups until level 3
- I have asked my library to ban a book
- You have far too much time on your hands
- Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
- Sex with a chicken
- I have this delusion
- I don't have a television set
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