Findings:

• handle
• love handles
• The Tempting Red Handle
• reserve chute deployment handle
• ergonomic handle
• You can't handle the truth
• handles on kittens
• Leaked AOL memo about hackings and how to handle press
• Average Handle Time
• How to create a Handle (Nickname)
• Hard coding date-sensitive information in a handle
• How to handle a radioactive cat
• PR24 Side Handle Baton
• Computers with handles
• Jesus Handle
• Hard to Handle
• "Takeoff?" he said. "Can we handle that much torque?"
• Suicide handle
• Jiggle the handle
• Some Lovers Try Positions That They Can't Handle
• Deadman's Handle
• charging handle
• "Hello, Man!" - "Axe Handle"
• Handle (user)
• How to handle a medium-sized arboreal lizard
• handle letter
• The Kitchen Spoon’s Handle
• Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
• Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau!
• You Can't Handle This Hot Sauce
• blades and handles
• How to handle your termination
• Poorly
• Poorly rhymed lyrics part 1
• Poorly rhymed lyrics part 2
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly
• Why programming is a good medium for expressing poorly understood and sloppily-formulated ideas
• Poorly Drawn Lines
• situation
• situation comedy
• Withdraw yourself from the situation
• constructed situation
• The Nine Situations
• situation puzzle
• Software that tries to work in situations it cannot control will inevitably fail
• win-win situation
• embarrassing situation
• Situation #58
• The lady of situations
• Tender Situation
• no-win situation
• 18 situations that shout Watch Out!
• An Explosive Situation
• Gravity of the Situation
• Defying the gravity of the situation
• President George W. Bush's letter to Congress regarding the situation in Iraq
• America's energy situation
• Gary Bettman's remarks on the NHL labor situation
• situation ethics
• So, I bought some new curtains. They're blue, and that act is symbolic of the hopelessness of my particular domestic situation.
• typical situation
• If men define situations as real, they are real in their consequences.
• How to have plausible deniability if caught in a medical situation involving rectal insertion.
• We need to stop discussing Rasputin's penis in grossly inappropriate situations
• Barrel rolls and their consequences in Real-Life Situations
• Monitor the situation and evacuate if required
• the ham and cheese situation
• Things that you will do in an emergency situation
• Hyperbole and a Half: Unfortunate Situations, Flawed Coping Mechanisms, Mayhem, and Other Things That Happened
• The DMV Situation.
• Great Concern for Your Situation
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• would
• eternity would be boring
• I never thought it would be like this
• Now I, even I, would celebrate...
• What would Brian Boitano do?
• What Would Jesus Do?
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
• What would happen if the Borg assimilated Linux?
• Why I was convinced I would die young
• If the world were logical, men would ride sidesaddle
• Would you like fries with that?
• What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
• The Ten Commandments revised
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• The best kind of bartender
• What would you sacrifice a dream for?
• Would you know if you were insane?
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• who would play (Deleted) in the movie of (Deleted)?
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• Would you like a cup of coffee?
• I would beg to see your arms raised in calcification towards the expanding horizon
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• What would the Lord of Eternal Darkness do?
• Bright Star, Would I were Steadfast as Thou Art
• If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
• Eddie would go
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• What Would You Do For a Klondike® Bar?
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• what would you like?
• I would like to spiritually attune your face with my knee
• What Would John Rocker Do?
• the moon would rest on those sweet lashes
• How would you understand?
• What Would Buddha Do?
• I would love to hold your hand.
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• What would EDB do?
• If an E2 user called you, what would you say?
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• If all the Chinese jumped at once, would cataclysm result?
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
• What Would God Do?
• What would happen to your beer in outer space?
• What would you give your left arm for?
• Mother and I Would Like to Know
• What if Amazon.com patented its review system?
• How it would happen
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• What would Solaris do?
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• If you could reset your life back 10 years, would you?
• That would be me
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• What Would Jesus Drink?
• Where would America be without Canada?
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• Do you take it I would astonish? Does the daylight astonish?
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Would you mind never speaking to me again?
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• Would you like to try a sample?
• We would probably not understand alien life
• Why nothing would change if Ralph Nader were elected
• If only men would listen!
• Half-sour pickle
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• Because that would make sense
• How Pikachu would sing "A Bushel And a Peck"
• Punk rock and classical would make a kickass combination
• Grandpaw would
• What one object of modern technology would bring you ultimate power in the 15th century ?
• If the Bible wasn't full of things you disagree with, would you start believing in God?

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