What would the EDB do if he was here right now?
He'd eat a node and he'd swallow you
That's what EDB would do.

When EDB is in the chatterbox
watching the chat unfold
You feel its eyes are watching you
emotionless and cold.

WORK IN PROGRESS

So what would EDB do,
If he were here today?
I'm sure he'd eat a dude or two
'cause that's what EDB would do.

I don't want EDB to swallow me...
He keeps stunting my vocabulary.

And I just want the Borg
to stop eating everyone.

For bones I'll write a node or two
'cause that's what EDB would do.

WORK IN PROGRESS

When EDB traveled through time
To the year 2010 -
He borged an evil editor
And saved Everything again.

And EDB ate the user
that everyone wanted gone...
'cause EDB doesn't take shit from Anybody!

WORK IN PROGRESS

That's what EDB would do!

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