• I'll tell you what kind of guy I was
• I was a nice guy once
• As an Atheist, I sometimes wish I were Jewish
• I wish I was in New Orleans
• The day I found out I was a guy
• I wish I was a fish
• I'm not a geek, and I wish I were
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• I wish I was a half of a two
• I wish I was carrying cigarettes
• The Girl Was a Guy
• I Wish My Brother George Was Here
• Bullet Proof...I Wish I Was
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• The highlight of my night was two guys kissing
• Wish I Was in Heaven Sitting Down
• right guy
• So, who is this Webster 1913 guy, anyway?
• Good-looking guy game
• Gay dudes dig big brawny guys
• Go-to guy
• Larry the Cable Guy
• big guy (user)
• Smile at guys, for me
• hodgepodge was just a one-night stand, apparently
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• Leather-bound organizer
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• deru kugi wa utareru
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• Same as it Ever Was
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• I was burgled
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
• boku wa toire
• Your smile was embarrassed. Your fingers were dew-covered. I am still smiling.
• If the government wasn't involved in the Sept 11 attacks, what was it doing?
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• At that time I was taken up with alchemy
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• it was just as if she held her breath for 82 years
• The reason Shiite imam was based on the house of Hussein and not the house of Hassan
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• The sloe was lost in flower
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• I Dropped Out of School, and All I Got Was This Necklace
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• Morning was like an ex-wife's bruises
• Soldiers who wish to be a hero
• I wish they made marshmallow cereal without the cereal
• A Holiday Wish
• I Wish You Were Here
• guy
• computer guy lite
• Guys and Dolls
• The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
• Guy Under the Seats
• This Guy (user)
• Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food
• That one guy (user)
• Descartes was wrong
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• I was once stranded on a desert island
• Once, everyone was a computer novice
• What was left after the party
• She was locked in time
• Why Smokey Bear was wrong
• I could do without it, if I knew what it was
• She was very beautiful. Y'know?
• Gnocchi was my undoing
• Before Time Was
• I was a father for a few days
• I married him because he was not mean
• Penis wa ge sik
• The state that almost was
• I was hoping for catastrophic failure
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• I Was Kaiser Bill's Batman
• The rest was not perfected
• John 3:16 was said to one man, at night
• If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• Outside the train station she was the only person wearing an Orange raincoat and a look of surprise
• what was it (user)
• There was no one waiting for me...
• No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
• What was stolen by someone else
• Mister Chu was reading
• Stuff you wish you never threw out
• Love forgive me if I wish you grief
• Gorgonzola's E2 Feature wish list (document)
• The guy at the end of Half-Life
• The guy who peed in the sink at Wrigley Field
• Anecdote involving a toilet and a drunk guy
• Guy Game
• fat guys
• The guy in the van
• Guy Hamilton
• blue eyes hot guys (user)
• The really creepy guy at work you are extremely sexually attracted to
• Was (Not Was)
• It was a dark and stormy night
• It was all God's fault
• WoOz: 17 How the Balloon Was Launched
• When I Was One-and-Twenty
• Her name was Natalie
• I once dreamt that I was a line
• it was my birthday
• This was when I knew my childhood was over
• The Day Earth Was Born
• That man was a sock puppet on the hand of God.
• Where's the kaboom?
• The first time I knew I was different
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• Nostalgic for a time that I never experienced and for a person I never was
• What seemed like tenderness was really weakness
• The Man Who Was Thursday
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Charles Bridgeman
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• With him it was always like
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• In the end, it was a Good Thing that I rushed Pierre.
• Despite her station, the quarry was never alone
• It was a start
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• I am not fool enough to wish for wings
• I wish I could open his eyes
• Solstice wish
• tough guy
• Dead Guy Ale
• How to piss off the guys in the fire truck
• Teeny Little Super Guy
• Drunk Lady meets Smarmy Guy
• justa guy (user)
• Mr. Nice Guy
• Four guys in flight suits
• Science Guy (user)
• St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
• I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
• When I was your age
• Cybersex before it was cool
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
• tonari no shibafu wa aoi
• I couldn't sit, it was Thursday
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• Was It Heaven? Or Hell?
• My Johnny Was a Shoemaker
• When I was five
• Adam really was the first man
• Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• And in those days was armageddon
• One hour there was sunlight
• Was There a Time
• The beginning was the end
• Cain was the first technologist
• I was tired. It was late. She was Russian.
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• why the Cold War was a stupid idea
• This node was made for you and me
• I Fell Out of School, and All I Found Was This Necklace

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