Findings:
- Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
- What Weakness To Be Struck Down By A Phantom
- Don't be seduced by the taco bar
- We must not be distracted by a small number of lawbreakers.
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
- What it's like to be raided by the FBI
- The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
- How I then tried to diffuse the Theory of Three Dimensions by other means, and of the result
- I don't need to be loved by you
- you are likely to be eaten by a grue
- Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- Dorothy Tries to be Brave
- World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
- The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
- Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
- I want to be woken by you climbing through my window
- "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- i try to end with a question. i try not to be too serious.
- Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
- I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
- I cannot be touched by any of this madness
- If you loved her, you'd be home by now
- Jack Kerouac's Skull To Be Auctioned Off By Christie's
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
- I want to be abducted by aliens
- What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
- Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
- Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
- Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
- You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
- It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
- How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
- We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
- The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
- In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
- Professor Evil, prepare to be struck down by this shovel I found over in the corner! For JUSTICE!
- You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
- And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
- As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
- Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
- i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
- Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- Why don't we try to destroy tropical cyclones by nuking them?
- The node that tried too hard to be loved
- You are a weaponsmith in an open field. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
- Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
- Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
- So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
- To be hoist by one's own petard
- Days of Awe
- Awe of the World (user)
- Awe (user)
- Shock and Awe
- religious awe
- Some tender and incredible yearning for heartbreaking beauty and awe
- They Might Be Giants
- Be
- Don't Be Afraid
- You will be assimilated
- The Gods Must Be Crazy
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- To do is to be
- We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
- This statement cannot be proven
- You must be 18 or older to enter
- I wanna be your dog
- Be yourself
- Should I be happy?
- I never thought it would be like this
- the last shall be first and the first shall be last
- the world will be remade in our image
- Be all that you can be
- Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
- I know what it's like to be dead
- What's it going to be then, eh?
- I just want to be friends
- Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
- To be or not to be
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- Not to be taken internally
- I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
- That'd be the butt, Bob
- to live outside the law you must be honest
- rather be in Philadelphia
- you had to be there
- How to disappear completely and never be found
- There shall be no more cakes and ale?
- So You Want to Be a Wizard
- WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
- Never be the first to let go
- The two most common things to be found on the back of a sci-fi/fantasy novel
- Be Mine
- There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
- Soon to be off the air
- What the American people want politics to be
- In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
- The X that can be Y is not the true X
- You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
- Information cannot be owned
- The Ten Commandments revised
- I need to be busy, dammit!
- Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
- Things that seem too good to be true rule
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
- Why it is so hard to be yourself
- If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
- Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may die
- This poem can be put off no longer
- Damn it feels good to be a nurturing male
- To God Be the Glory
- It'd be nice to be a sex symbol
- the powers that be
- To be at loggerheads
- Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
- Will I be given that chance?
- The goal of all life is to be fat, dumb and happy
- How to be anonymous
- Keep steadfast and earnest. You will try to trick yourself over and over again along the way. Keep going.
- Your e-mail client must be this secure before you may ride the internet
- Be different, just like everyone else
- On the Criteria To Be Used in Decomposing Systems into Modules
- Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
- Be Here Now
- Born to be Wild
- Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
- I'm going to be a Dad
- It's better to be hated than ignored
- I wouldn't be caught dead
- Claiming to be a lesbian
- Lessons to be learned from Napster
- Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- pretend to be an idiot all the time
- I wanna be your toothbrush holder
- Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
- i've lost the ability to be truly bored
- Birds are not to be allowed to die here
- Want to be a lawyer?
- We must be traveling through time backwards
- Soldiers who wish to be a hero
- When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
- Shouldn't we be praying to Satan?
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