Findings:

• On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• I thought the milkweed, a fairly common plant, might be a good place to start.
• They Might Be Giants
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• Let me be your fantasy
• The thought that kept me awake
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• Free to Be, You and Me
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• Let me be a martyr, dammit!
• mark me by seconds
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• I never thought it would be like this
• That which cannot give me everything I might want
• Things to consider if you think you might be a cartoon character
• Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
• Nicotine might not be the most harmful ingredient of tobacco
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• Why fab might be going on an all-smoothie diet soon
• You might be a Mormon
• Your dog might be evil...
• Adam fell that men might be
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• My inability to effectively express my thoughts is driving me crazy
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• violence comes to me like a second nature
• I thought I might find you here
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• if they forget me, I just might disappear
• You mean the me that you would be
• The Second Thought
• We Thought You Would Be Prettier
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• This song is meant to be played so loudly it liquefies your thoughts as you drive at night through abandoned neon dinosaur bones
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Be gentle with me
• The Enigmatic Head of They Might Be Giants
• It Ain't Gonna Be Me
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• Starving in the greenhouse
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
• Your god might be evil....
• Let Me Be Your Shelter
• be silent my bird, you tear me apart
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• This walk in the woods might be as dangerous as unprotected sex
• let me be your first upvote
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• That would be me
• this entire endeavor could be thought of as a quest for your number
• They might not need me - yet they might -
• Take a deep breath and write out your thoughts for me
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• I thought you loved me
• You've got to be kidding me
• She might not need me. But then again she might.
• I always told you I thought you were smarter than me
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• spectres tell me your secrets so I might become a champion
• I expected to die by fire. It didn't occur to me that I might drown instead.
• Love me for calling you stupid: a thought for activists
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• On second thought
• To catch my flailing second thoughts
• might be burned in at this point
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• Why wiring your own phone line might not be a good idea
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• You might be a Michigander
• It costs me nothing to be considerate
• Things to consider if you might be talking to an alien
• Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• OBAFGKM
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
• Look siad me Be like me
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• It is better to be thought a fool
• I beg of you, cradle my head so that I might be with you forever
• I Might Be Wrong
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• marry me and you'll be safe
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• You might be a Washingtonian
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• Beware! This might be reality!
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• an invitation to be everything you never thought you could be
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• you just might be evil
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• they does not know what it might be to live without them
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• This world might be saved, if only for the children
• The second chance you give could be your last
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• You might be a '90s kid if
• i've lost the ability to be truly bored
• If your wish be to close me
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
• I am built to ignore hard truths and keep dreaming. That's what it is to be me.
• It's fun to be popular. Everyone gives me drugs.
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• far be it from me
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• I've Gotta Be Me
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• A terrible, horrible thought that shall never be thoughted again
• a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
• she seems bored with me after all this time
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• Glen Campbell...I'll Be Me
• You might be a moogle...
• thoughts from the cornfield
• To do is to be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• Be yourself
• Should I be happy?
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Let It Be
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Must be a lesbian
• You're too young to be so old
• Chant and be Happy
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• play dumb

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