7. Can you survive a ten story fall, an anvil to the head, large explosions, sharks, or many other perilous evils?
Many an idiot
has lost his life thinking he was a cartoon character
. IF YOU ARE NOT SURE that you are a cartoon charater do not do any of the following:
-Swallow cakes with sticks of dynamite
-Play a xylophone set up by Bugs Bunny
-Stand anywhere near a construction
-Stand near live electrical
-Drink from any bottle with a skull and cross bones
-Run across heavy traffic and get flattened
-No matter HOW delicious
he may look, *DO NOT*
chase a roadrunner into a train tunnel
-Go swimming. Period.
-Enter the nifty looking haunted house.
-Play with fire as though it were a baseball.