• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• The people that walked in darkness have seen a great light
• you have never been safe
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• What if it never happened?
• World War II never happened
• I have seen the elephant
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• Something I Can Never Have
• Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
• But I have seen the sun just once
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• People have fucked up before
• We're bandaging wounds you'll never have.
• Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• My brain and I have never fully communicated
• Most Americans have never tasted real cinnamon
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• based on events that may have happened
• Using a command line
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• I have never felt more alive
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• If you told me this never happened
• All this has happened before, and all of it will happen again.
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• never seen The Pogues live yet
• Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
• Getting a working visa in Japan
• never again is what you swore the time before
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• I saw women acte, a thing that I never saw before
• I have never talked to you, yet I hate you
• Cheer up luv, it might never happen
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Questions we will never have answers to
• You are never dedicated to something in which you have complete confidence
• Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• I have never
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• Fuck and please her like never before with the Stimulator!
• Accidents Never Happen
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• Don't quit five minutes before the miracle happens
• This will never happen
• worse things have happened to better people
• Must never have dated my friend Emily
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• Things I had not seen before coming to America
• We are scarred, grizzled veterans of wars you'll never have to fight
• Kill time before it kills you
• comma before conjunction
• Litany Before Election
• Galileo: A Democrat Before His Time
• sail before steam
• The Fright Before Christmas
• Before Me
• the places that I knew before you
• What happens to milk after cheese?
• Sometimes, a Wonderful Thing Happens
• Everything Happens at Night
• Whatever Happened to Robot Jones?
• This happens all the time
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• Why should the Devil have all the good music
• Sex with a chicken
• Some songs have a power to stop you in your tracks
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• Penises have higher bandwidth than cable modems
• just to have some human contact
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
• What do I have of my mother's?
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• American politicians who have studied abroad
• I have thrown myself free of the yoke of arrogance.
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• Where Have All the Flowers Gone
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• I have Gaelic
• Pigs have good noses
• Dude, you have a white spot
• How long have you been in love with her?
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• Have you argued for a false truth?
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• Never be the first to let go
• Born, never asked
• Violence never solved anything
• Never Join a CD Club
• never store currency in a float
• The only date I never went on
• notes I never gave her
• Letters I've written, never meaning to send
• You never know which experiences will last longest in memory
• Never let them see you bleed
• I've Never Been to Me
• Things were never that good, things aren't that bad
• Murder Never Tasted So Good
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• The light I never node
• reticent, never smiles
• Why do Rulers employ Viziers? It never ends well.
• straightening your pubes is never a good idea
• Haven't Seen Barbados
• Before Thinking
• the days before porn
• In his autumn before the winter comes man's last mad surge of youth
• Sobering up before going to bed
• We must get there before dark, follow me
• Pride Goeth Before a Fall
• The moustaches of our Spanish masters and before that the very birds of Minerva
• He had a life before he met you, you know
• You Know What Happens
• What happens to a dream deferred?
• What happens when you leave your Zoloft at college and go home for the weekend
• What's happened to Polytheism recently?
• Nancy, you barker. You are what happens when eunuchs make love with shite.
• Stuff Happens
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
• Does X have the Buddha nature?
• Why I really have to question the intelligence of computer game companies
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• How many geniuses have we lost this way?
• Why have you shot him for pounding a corn hat?
• How we have grown apart
• we have to talk
• I used to have so many dreams
• Yes, I have a thousand tongues
• 80's bands that have survived
• If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• Could have beens, should have beens
• The Places You Have Come to Fear the Most
• Why casinos have an upper limit on bets
• Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
• This land does not have three hundred taels of silver!
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• You have __ friends! (e2poll)
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• the dreams that should have died
• painting stars that have come to be
• Have a Safe Flight
• My breasts are lame, they don't even have a built-in minibar
• Never Mind The Bollocks, Here's The Sex Pistols
• I never saw her again

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