Findings:
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
- Why do people only think I'm hot when I'm not available?
- People who think they have to double-click everything
- When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
- People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- Music need not be popular to be good
- Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
- What Do You Care What Other People Think?
- People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
- Maybe you have a really large living room, full of people with loose morals and confused expectations about the rock culture.
- I think this makes people uncomfortable
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
- I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
- What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
- The people that walked in darkness have seen a great light
- The rather religious attitude certain people have towards food
- Fuck what other people think
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
- Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
- Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
- The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
- Help! I'm going to have sex
- Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
- My cats think I'm a God
- Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling
- I have this problem with saying "no" to people
- I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
- I think I'm getting distracted again
- Are all male catlovers gay?
- Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
- We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
- They think I'm a god
- cat haters
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Dreamy things people have said to me
- The five people you must have in your life at all times
- People have fucked up before
- I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
- I'm going to have to ask you to leave
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- Food that does not come from the country people think it comes from
- 90% of people think they are of above average intelligence
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- How to "Have People"
- Animals people have sex with
- I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
- I'm All You Can Think About
- Know your pets
- I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
- I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
- My mom thinks I'm a satanist
- Treatment of corporations
- I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
- I'm not what you think
- i'm a million different people from one day to the next
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- I think I'm in Love with Everything
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- Using a command line
- I'm stopping trying to impress people
- The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
- To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
- Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
- What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
- I think I'm turning into a guy
- I'm related to people I don't relate to
- You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
- Skinny people have it bad, too
- Strange things homeless people have said to me
- Dead people I have known
- We are the people we have been waiting for.
- Wishfully think they have souls.
- People want what they cannot have
- Type A blood
- People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- Dead people I have known in the Biblical sense
- E2 killed my dog, and I don't think it's fair
- You can't have everything
- 'Tis time, I think, by Wenlock town
- think too much_root (category)
- Smite heathens or have a beer?
- The Number: A Completely Different Way To Think About the Rest Of Your Life
- Phone books have never been this exciting!
- We have learned our lessons well
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- Celebrities I have served
- I have one whole anus
- We have eleven toes on each hand, and we walk softly
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
- How many times have we fallen in love?
- Does Everything2 have the Buddha nature?
- Why electrical cords have holes in the prongs
- What lips my lips have kissed
- E.T. may have helped us evolve
- The Meeting, or "Have a Nice Day, Mr Hockney"
- Why black women have so few wrinkles
- Cookies have more calories than TNT
- It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
- My mom has the Pope, my dad has my mom, and I have the sky
- Did Jesus Have A Pimply Nose?
- you have five minutes to admire the beauty in everything and then you die
- E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
- painting stars that have not come to be
- I have to return some videotapes
- I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
- I'm not that kinda girl
- I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
- I'm really sorry about that!!!
- I'm not really entitled to an opinion
- I'm pregnant
- I'm going to be a programmer!
- You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
- I'm Going Crazy
- I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
- I'm not a terrorist
- I'm Not Going to Lie to You
- Im Elvis_root (category)
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- I'm going to kill you
- I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
- Because I'm an adult
- Short People
- "It takes people to win," says obscenely wealthy CEO
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- The Everything People Registry : United States : Florida
- The Seven Habits of Highly Effective People
- Ground rush
- Going by the script when talking to people
- People's Park
- I see dead people
- We are the People Our Parents Warned Us About
- The Everything People Registry : Czech Republic
- The Everything People Registry : Canada : Saskatchewan
- Make people use alternative operating systems
- Evolutionism, Creationism, and the U.S. people
- The Mole People
- I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
- From books people learn to remember, from mistakes to understand
- The Everything People Registry : United States : North Dakota
- Low taxes help rich people
- The sand people ride in single file to hide their numbers
- Stupid movie reviews are killing people
- Judean People's Front
- people on the bottom-side of the world wet their hair with tears
- Sometimes I don't want to understand people
- Some People
- Investigation of a Citizen Above Suspicion
- I think I know that I am almost always afraid.
- Libertarian views on age of consent laws
- She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
- It's better to regret something you HAVE done
- I can think of worse things than to die like a dog
- You thought you said what I think I heard
- He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
- Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
- I think maybe someday I will take off my feathers
- Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
- Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
- Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
- If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
- Things Fairy Tales have taught me
- Where Have All the Cowboys Gone?
- Knots I have known and loved
- Stoned music memories
- Questions we will never have answers to
- Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
- I Have Zero Fish (user)
- Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
- 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
- I have no idea!! (user)
- What The Dukes of Hazzard and Mystikal have in common
- If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
- Did Adam and Eve Have Navels?
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