• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• A person is smart, but people are dumb, panicky animals
• Rednecks hating Canada
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• i'm a million different people from one day to the next
• Fake proof that if one person in a room is a redhead, then all the people in that room are redheads
• Things people put up their butts
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• I hate Ronald Reagan, but I love He-Man
• The thing is, I love sex, but I sort of hate my brother
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• Black People Hate Me and They Hate My Glasses
• The other people who hate war
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• It's memories that I'm stealing, but you're innocent when you dream
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• We enjoy a quiet but satisfying yuletide until people from the social services come to release us
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• Why do people only think I'm hot when I'm not available?
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• people person
• It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• I love my apartment but hate the management.
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• She hated the screen porch, but she loved the heat
• I'm not racist but...
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I hate to break it to you, President Bush, but $300 ain't jack
• Small but still a person
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• I'm not homophobic but...
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• cat haters
• I'm stopping trying to impress people
• What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• You become the people you hate
• Don't you hate these clever people and these clever-people parties?
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• Does hate scare people?
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Being a dickhead
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• we will tear the world apart until it is nothing but fragments, and meaning will cease
• Crowded Checkers
• I hate myself and want to die
• Node hate
• Out with the Hated Irish!
• Why I hate clubbing
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• I'm not that kinda girl
• Holy shit, you mean I'm not invisible?
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• I'm out of ice cream. My cats are assholes.
• I'm not gay
• I'm on a bus
• The Highly Sensitive Person
• I'm doing OK
• You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• How to paste one person's face over another
• I'm no longer in the passenger seat
• person of interest
• I'm a pig, not a god!
• I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
• I'm going to kill you
• The city knows I'm leaving
• I'm not thumbing for a lift

If you Log in you could create a "I hate crowds, but I'm a people person" node. If you don't already have an account, you can register here.