Findings:

• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• the time I felt like a real man
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• War is hell but men like it
• How to jump out of a plane, and what it's like
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• time stretches out like frayed rope
• that clean air smell. like living on a mountain and hanging your clothes out to dry.
• you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
• But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
• Starving in the greenhouse
• Out of practice but my heart hurts so
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• Into the Heart of the Whole :: Anderry Inne, But Not Out Again
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Paintings bulging out of their frames like the freaked-out spine-damage erections of accident victims
• She felt like the word 'shatter'
• Trying to remember what love felt like
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Hot pursuit
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• I love you, but it's cold out here
• But can you still cry like a child?
• I may dream in technicolor, but I trip the fuck out in old-school black and white
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• Zephronias is unfriendly to new noders, like, sometimes but not always. Depends on several astronomical variables
• like you're blind but still can see
• I try to write you a love song but it comes out a lament
• The night when I felt like speaking my mind
• Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• I felt I was part of something, like a voice in a crowd or an island in a sea
• When you blow out like a dead star
• There are a million girls like me out there
• his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• I would like to step out of my heart and go walking beneath the enormous sky
• She had incongruity for breakfast because she felt like it
• sometimes, after an adventure, he likes to sit out there and think
• I like your head. A lot of different stuff comes out of it.
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• You like hanging out with me. Dontcha?
• My skin felt like I was falling
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• Like hating water, but living in the lowlands
• Fall tried to come this week but Summer chased it out of town.
• But I Like You
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
• If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• There Is No Such Thing As Light/There Is No Such Thing As Darkness/This Shadow Is An Illusion/But Illusions Are Still Real/And I Still Must Step Out Of It
• not like the shoe and not like the ring but just like the heart
• I felt a disturbance in the fun, as if a million playgrounds cried out, and then
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• the first kiss that felt like a first kiss
• I've never felt so at peace. Like coming home.
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• out like a light
• I felt like soft serve
• Never felt so much like singing the blues
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• I mean these words come out of him like the right music
• A day like this could make a Transcendentalist out of anyone
• Spinning shapes like a song out of order. In the dark she can see fireflies.
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• I like to imagine that Bond's firing the tank shells out of his mouth
• Like a cat filled with molten bronze and dropped out of a biplane
• It feels like my life is out of sync
• I felt like a shadow casting a man
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• the lightning strike sounded like a car falling out of the sky
• Spitting out teeth like ampersands
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• like something out of a story
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• swilling champagne like it's going out of fashion
• You felt like home
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• Everything But the Girl
• butt
• butt set
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• separate but equal
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• But I got a B- in penmanship
• butt log
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• puking
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
• Work where you must but live and shop in Tustin
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• butts ARE litter
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• But what are they really thinking?
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But I digress
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• BQN: But, one for all?
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Not really by the rules, but...
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• butt rot
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party
• Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• Musical Terms Applying to Percussion that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• If you can't help it, fuck it!

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