Findings:

• having you by the short hairs
• e2 is like having a conversation with yourself
• you don't love like a cold-weather man
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Questions for those who don't like capitalism
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• I don't like grass
• I don't like the drugs
• German Short Haired Pointer
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• I Don't Like Mondays
• The problem with having parents who don't fully understand computers
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• I feel like I don't know her for a moment. It passes.
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• Sadly, I discovered I don’t like apples
• love like you don't need the money
• Somewhere north of Houston, there is a short smelly man that I don't care for
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• Problems with E2 user poetry
• Why don't you take a long walk off a short pier?
• Like drugs and alcohol, romance and Cafe Coco don't mix
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Work like you don't need the money
• If you don't like it, leave
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• i don't want to feel like i am the most beautiful thing around
• Those Don't Sound Like Bats
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Being Asian is rather like having large breasts
• A short nightshirt, undies, a mug of coffee and unkempt hair
• short hair, long memory
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• I don't see like you
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Don't Shampoo Your Hair
• I don't like my smile
• I don't think I like your system
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• I don't like moving.
• Here's your heart, usually I don't like dead things as gifts.
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• I like hearing you talk. It doesn't matter if I don't understand.
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• I don't think I like love
• Why I don't like enlightenment
• I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
• don't go to bed without knowing what your enemies taste like.
• Work like you don't need the monkey
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• I would like to return this bread because I don't like it
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• i don't like christmas
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• Sometimes I actually don't mind having the slowest modem in the world
• Short hair on women
• curved penis
• E2 is like getting old, having friends die, and running into them on the street
• The world is warm and likes having us in it
• I write my secrets on the bathroom mirror, like Jesus, before wiping them away to check my hair.
• just like the seed, i don't know where to go
• Having narcissists for family is like not having family at all (category)
• It's like you don't carrot all
• if you don't like what you're getting, change what you're giving
• I don't like the looks of those teenagers
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• don't care
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Don't try this at home
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• Don't
• I don't know
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• Don't touch that dial
• Don't Look Back
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Americans don't speak English
• you don't want to know
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• We don't need no education
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Don't give up
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• Don't defile my sex
• I don't think of her
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• Short Letter, Long Farewell
• I don't remember
• Mountain Don't
• Boys Don't Cry
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Show, don't tell
• I don't want to fall so easily
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• I don't want children
• Why don't you drink?
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Don't beat around the bush
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Don't Drink the Water
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Why don't men shave?
• don't comment on my looks
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Don't call me white
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Don't do that then!
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• Don't piss here
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
• Don't hold your breath
• French Canadians don't speak French
• If you don't want thorns, choose roses
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Dream Log: I don't remember
• Don't quote me on that
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Don't Block the Box
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• don't shoot the messenger
• programs that don't compile
• Why don't you dream anymore?
• customers don't trust me
• Things you don't want to hear from your bank
• Don't call me Debbie
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Parents don't understand the new economy
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• don't take a pill to feel the funk
• Don't put magnets next to the monitor
• Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
• why coding, bash and IRC don't mix
• Employees don't cheat customers...
• Why I don't use the phrase "African-American"

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