• Dreamy things people have said to me
• Penis size and impregnation
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• better to have loved and lost (node_forward)
• worse things have happened to better people
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• My Bitch Better Have My Money
• I can degrade myself better than you can
• you could have done better with this letter of yours, miss
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• I have freed myself from corporate advertising
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• It's better to have loved and lost
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• I have thrown myself free of the yoke of arrogance.
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Front porch, what should have been said
• Why chocolate is better than sex
• Typing in all caps works better
• How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
• How to take better photos
• Half a loaf is better than none
• Everyone's fine. You deserve better.
• better than the best
• How to be a Better Person
• She couldn't imagine that he liked dancing
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• If you pull out into an intersection have the balls to follow through
• Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• People have fucked up before
• What have I to fear, leaning on the everlasting arms?
• you would have been
• consoles should have trackballs
• Ack! Instant grits have fouled my keyboard!
• We Have Fed You All A Thousand Years
• You have exactly two minutes left of your life
• My brain and I have never fully communicated
• In years past I have not enjoyed Christmas time
• I have crossed over the geek girl line
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• How to have an epileptic fit
• I have to believe that the truth will eventually pay off
• the words on the map and the birds in the trees ought not to have to agree.
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• Sussexians have 31 words for Mud
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• because I have given up any care
• I have too much to say
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Ghosts must have done it!
• Have you ever thought
• Dancing With Myself
• I Touch Myself
• I remind myself I'm a married woman
• She arose and said matter-of-factly
• You thought you said what I think I heard
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• better half
• Better, faster, cheaper; pick any two
• Why Real Life is better than IRC
• Is it better to run or walk in the rain?
• There were times better than this
• friends just taste better
• I just couldn't work like that
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• institutions have lives of their own
• Beautiful things that have made you cry
• Questions I have had today
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Not all disagreements have to be a flame war
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• Expect nothing and you shall have everything
• Californians have no soul
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• Proof that you have 11 fingers
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• All the fairies have gone
• Have a kosher passover!
• you have to be close to catch it
• I must have convenient cholesterol! High octane! Instant gratification!
• Say, lad, have you things to do?
• Of course, first you have to kill him
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• Can I have a light?
• Actors who have played Hitler
• Why'd you have to go and remember THAT?
• Where Have All the Giant Radioactive Lizards Gone?
• I still have a lot of exploring to do
• reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
• We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
• I believe you have my stapler
• We'll always have Paris
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• If imitation guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have imitation guns
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• audio editing
• I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
• Jesus undoubtedly said this or something very like it
• Edward Said
• "Make your bed" the old lady said
• I said to my soul, be cool.
• The book is better than the movie
• I was a homeless bum
• Better Business Bureau
• Your cable TV just got better!
• Better Than Sex: Confessions of a Political Junkie
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• it's better to forget
• Better to drive a slow car fast than a fast car slow
• I couldn't care less
• Have you tried rebooting?
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• I have no browser and I must node!
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• Do what you have to do
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• I have too many clothes
• The tendency for furries to have their species as a surname
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• You have no choice concerning the circumstances of your birth
• Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• You have a sad feeling for a moment, then it passes
• Running away is great if you have somewhere to go
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• To have and to hold
• Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• You Have To Burn The Rope
• Movies that should have been books first
• The most annoying clients have the most interesting cases
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• i commit myself to the soft grass below!
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• I wasn't there. I watched the video later. I saw myself.
• tell God I said 'hi'
• Port Said
• Not what was said

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