• I am an impediment. I am here to get in your way.
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• I am a product of my environment
• I am of the hurricane
• I, like your cigarette, am on fire
• 4:37 AM
• When I am pinned and wriggling on the wall
• I myself am war
• Others, I am not the first
• I am a female android
• I am that person I was watching
• I am trying to break your heart
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• Jane Gets Serious, Mark Doesn't
• It's well past time for you to totally lose it
• I am not a hacker
• I am not a geek
• I am the greatest!
• I am addicted to TUMS
• I am a little concerned about my state of mind
• furniture warriors of the AM dawn
• Five Things I Am Thankful For Today
• I Am a Child of God
• Am Arsch der Welt
• I Am the Owl
• I am the juice box girl
• A&M Records
• The State I Am In
• When I am stronger than now
• I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
• I am within your base of operations, fatally attacking your conscripts
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• because I am only half of what you need
• this is not over and I am not dead
• Còmhraidhean an Gàidhlig 's am Beurla: Note
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• serious sam (user)
• I am a fish
• And why, you ask, am I doing all this?
• I just happen to like apples and I am not afraid of snakes
• Sunrise, 5:01 am
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• I Am Your God (user)
• Am I a hacker?
• Look at me, I am moving on
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• Your smile was embarrassed. Your fingers were dew-covered. I am still smiling.
• I am a racist
• I am no poet
• Glockenspiel am Rathausturm Munich
• I am but higher
• I am not a real person
• I am alone
• I am the very model of a modern nerdy programmer
• i am an english teacher
• I am Zontar
• serious
• Pan American Games
• Am I The Antichrist?
• I am not a babysitter
• I know you are, but what am I?
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• I am now a married woman
• I am a Pokemon and I flew like one
• I am incapable of using urinals
• I am blind when I want to be
• I am not your fucking Employee of the Month
• Who am I now that you're gone?
• I know I am but summer to your heart,
• Khaled Islambouli
• I Am a Fugitive from a Chain Gang
• I am a rabid bear with a coat of many colors (e2poll)
• When I am an old woman
• i know you are but what am i
• I am an alcoholic
• I am an adventurer not by choice, but by fate
• I am not a role model
• A serious error has occurred
• Crush Your Enemy Totally
• Who am I?
• I am not a big sister anymore
• I am pointing a gub at you
• Right now I am floating
• I am not hitting on you
• It's 5:30 am. Do you know where my sleep is?
• Who am I to critique that which she is?
• Fingers slide together and, I am so alive
• I am the killer of trolls
• Why am I writing this?
• I am three, she said
• Haus am Checkpoint Charlie
• I say I am
• I am sitting in a room
• I Am the Very Model of a Modern Vegetarian
• I am Providence
• no more stupid, i am full
• Sometimes, when I am looking, no one is beautiful
• I am so an American
• I am so fucking happy
• I am information. I am music.
• Còmhraidhean an Gàidhlig 's am Beurla: Introduction
• I Am You
• I had seen the whole thing coming like a ghost train. Here I am on the tracks, still bleeding, taking phone numbers, haunted.
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• Why I am neurotic about love
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I often wonder if I am closer to reality simply for being poorer
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• I am a horrible driver
• I Am the Clay
• I am the boss of you
• If 0=1, then I am the Pope
• AM radio vs. ADSL
• I Am Humanoid
• I am no longer the youngest
• I could grow up to become the soft ineffectual synthesis of untold compromises that I am today
• I am a veteran of public transportation
• I am hiphop
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• I am a Hobo. I am not a lonesome Hobo.
• I am new and learning
• I am something of a bathos connoisseur
• I am the mirror thief
• ha ha only serious
• Totally feathered up and living on the dub side
• I am the Walrus
• Hello. How are you? I am fine. What is your name? My name is Jerry.
• I am militantly unaware of my environment
• Behold! I am a muppet psychic
• I am a feminist
• I am not prepared for the rest of this conversation
• Five a.m.
• Am I demanding because I want to see you play Dance Dance Revolution and laugh at you?
• I am a verbal guerilla
• RC Pro Am
• I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
• Sometimes when I am wearied suddenly,
• I'm a nice guy...really, I am
• I am Re (user)
• Yes, I am helloing into a box. There is an echo.
• I am like you, an emotional amnesiac
• i am porta (user)
• every day and in every way I am getting better and better
• Go ahead. I am merely a secondary character in your life story.
• Serious Sam
• Totally Wired
• You Am I
• Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
• 8:16 AM
• I am a Christian
• bind()
• AM/PM
• Pontiac Grand Am
• I am comfortable with my femaleness
• I am familiar with the works of Pablo Neruda
• Oh, sick I am to see you
• Am I the driver or the driven?
• Whose servant am I ?
• I am Sam
• 3:24 AM and drinking alone
• I AM DRAGON (user)
• Pan Am WorldPort
• I Am the Cosmos
• I Feel Taller Than I Am
• Moonshine at 10 a.m.
• it is for my mouth forever, i am in love with it.
• I am Woodnot
• Còmhraidhean an Gàidhlig 's am Beurla: The Storm
• I cannot exactly deny what you are saying, however i am not prepared to make it part of my belief system at this time
• R U Serious (user)
• Totally Rad
• I Am
• I am yours
• I am wrong
• I am not depressed
• I Am a Camera

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