• I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
• Call if you need me
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• I've got the music in me
• Smoke that cigarette fast, baby. You've got less time than me.
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• let her take me, feed on me, devour me
• I've got the Internet
• I'm giving it all she's got, Captain!
• I've got to get away from all this escapism
• I've Got a Woman
• Noders By The Lake 2: I've Got This Nodermeet, and Its Fucking Golden (node_forward)
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• I've Never Been to Me
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• tired mothers need someone to hold a baby
• I've got a brand new anti-aircraft gun
• I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• Take As Needed For Pain
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• The Spy Who Loved Me
• You know you want me, baby!
• Take Me Down to the Infirmary
• Just call me fluffy
• listen()
• Can You Take Me Back
• A Girl Called January Is Talking to Me
• Women want me when I'm taken
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• Hey sir, that handicapped boy done throw a baby at me!
• An incredibly stupid reason why I got called into the school counselor's office
• he calls me monster
• He called me Sarah once
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• send() and recv()
• Take Me As I Am
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Call me Anna
• he calls me girly (user)
• I've got a brand new Bristol nodermeet (collaboration)
• No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• Everyone picks their poison. I've got mine.
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• have a penny, leave a penny, need a penny, take a penny
• I don't need to read, I'm a writer
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• call me a poet
• The tired scrawl of every word I've ever called my own.
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• Baby, Now That I've Found You
• Kiss Me Baby
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• They might not need me - yet they might -
• Call Me Princess
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me
• Don't take that tone with me, son
• sleep doesn't take me far enough.
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Look where all this talking got us, baby
• Don't call me Debbie
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• She might not need me. But then again she might.
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• Shag Me, I'm Famous
• Hey, I've been on e2 for a decade, give me a break.
• I'm not in love, set me free
• Take On Me
• Blind me with your 1000-watt smile, baby
• Call me Fish Meal
• The Emergency Services called me back
• Take me from home
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• Yesterday I (supposedly) got a call from Douglas Coupland
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• The Decadent Students' Association got me arrested on at least one occasion
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• I need to hold your hand. I'm getting numb.
• I've already paid $9; why are you showing me commercials?
• Take me to the bridge
• Call by need
• How to take a supervisor call
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• Keep quiet, cause I'm hearing your words hot on the side of my neck.
• Infamy, infamy they've all got it in for me!
• I suggest you dance. If you need a reason, I'm sorry.
• Break me. I'm elated.
• Take Me Out to the Ball Game
• Blog me, baby (e2poll)
• This week, Jen's got a new man, or, another take on some algebraic properties
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Me and my baby at the Phil Collins concert
• I give blood because I've got it on my hands.
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• take me away
• Miles, baby, hundreds of highways and truckstops I've used.
• Take a deep breath and write out your thoughts for me
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
• Call me a lady and I will growl at you
• kill him dead; don't call me
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• Show me some leg, baby...for a good cause
• The Statue Got Me High
• I've Got the World on a String
• Yes, I've got monkeys in my pants
• I've got socks
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Baby's Got a Temper
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• Please, Call me Honky
• You Really Got Me
• Everything got me fired!
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• I've Got a Secret
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• A few minutes is all it will take sometimes to completely undo me
• Take it from me
• Things a new baby needs
• You may call me R.J., you may call me Ray
• Call me a berry-picking, pony-touching star-marveler
• Telephone solicitors now call me at their own risk
• Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
• call me hiroshima
• They call me Engineer-khan
• Mom Needs Me For the Silliest Things
• My heart is a still and my blood is whiskey. Take a shot of me beneath the moon.
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• spy call
• I've got severe gibberish problems
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Get Me Away from Here, I'm Dying
• I'm Just Me (user)
• Don't call me Asian
• Take me to your leader
• I've got a page one story buried in my yard; I've got a troubled mind
• I've got better things to do than drugs
• Noders By The Lake 2: I've Got This Nodermeet, and It's Fucking Golden

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