• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• I'm so sorry
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
• OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• I'm so worldly, I shit globes
• I'm so tough
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• so glad I'm not alone in my dreams
• my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• I'm against affirmative action and I'm benefiting from it.
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• I'm Going Crazy
• Teen Bride Im Sorry
• I'm Not Sleeping
• I'm George W. Bush, and I approved this message
• Today I'm glad I work in a diner
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• I'm going to kill you
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• Take my advice. I'm not using it.
• When I'm out of sorts I look at the calender. There's usually something good on the horizon.
• so far
• Why so Pale and Wan
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• stop adoring from so far away
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• at once so warm and so insignificant.
• This exact place where we laughed so much and the way you said my name will echo always in my brain
• you were so cute
• That's so September the 10th
• They came together so as to form one whole
• So couch, I hear you've been sleeping with her
• the country was so nice we bombed it twice
• So A Dinosaur Walks Into a Bar...
• So you've decided to grow a beard
• Why must you live so far away?
• Remember that the poet is himself not so beautiful
• I would've suggested just shooting Cupid down, but Faust would’ve objected, so we stuck with the net
• I'm pinching your face!
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• Thank God I'm an Atheist
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• i'm just a girl
• I'm Too Sexy
• I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
• I'm in the Army and I'm gay
• I'm still Big Red (user)
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I think I'm turning into a guy
• im wearing a bandana (user)
• im not hawaiian (user)
• Keep quiet, cause I'm hearing your words hot on the side of my neck.
• I'm not a dick.
• I'm the idiot to your poetry
• click this idiots, even though I'm telling you that there is no node with this title
• lame
• I had not thought death had undone so many
• Just So Stories
• So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• Why are so many Anime called {Adjective} {Occupation} {Proper Name} ?
• feline allergies
• So Pretty Please
• The night was alive, and so was I
• Windows were never meant to flicker so much
• So her hat does not blow away
• So why talk about politics now
• I was raised on red pepper and blood I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• It was free, so I took it.
• my heart, exploding so loudly i can hardly hear myself think
• The Story So Far
• A floor is so you don't fall in the hole your house is in
• So I ain't the greatest god in the pantheon
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Im-
• How to say "I'm crazy"
• I'm my own Grandpaw
• this is how i'm going to die.
• I'm scared
• I'm seeing a pattern here
• I'm Down
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• I'm Tory Plan B
• I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• To Women, As Far As I'm Concerned
• im a streat nigger (user)
• I'm filled with feelings even German can't describe
• I'm not a good girlfriend
• well im sure (user)
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
• btw, I was raised on Twinkies, I'm certain it made a lasting effect
• Psalm 119: Lamed
• I told you so
• Show me dear Christ, thy spouse so bright and clear
• You only live once, so eat an ice cream bar
• Und so weiter
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• Oh, so that's how it is
• Are there still so many Nazis in Germany?
• Some days there are so many words I need all three notebooks
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• And the clock waits so patiently on your song
• Doshin So
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• What makes him so goddamned special?
• I Am America (And So Can You!)
• Why so serious?
• So You Wanna Be A Lawyer
• So called true life magazines
• I'm with the band
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
• Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• I'm Not Rappaport
• I'm From New Jersey
• I'm in love: A reflection on life
• I'm not a terrorist
• I'm fine, thank you. And you?
• i'm leaving teethmarks on your striptease
• HEY im cool (user)
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• I'm Graduating
• And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing
• fuck you I'm an anteater
• So Sue Me
• I miss you, damn you for being so damn amazing
• Me So Horny
• So you think you're Bruce Lee
• The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
• This is what I thought and so, I ran
• São Francisco
• You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
• Why does it take so long to get to sleep?
• Among strangers who will say so many things to fill our ears
• It wouldn't sell so well if no one bought it
• So many dynamos!: And Other Palindromes
• No Beast So Fierce
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• all of them just coming over here and so on
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• why drunk trampolining is so fun
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• so many assholes
• I am saving your nodes because I'll miss you so much
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.

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