Findings:
- Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
- An American in Tours
- How to get the electorate to vote against their interests
- Pi in the Bible
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
- I'm just a bill
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- There's an old proverb that says just about whatever you want it to.
- I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
- The "It's just a few bad apples" London Meetup
- How Do You Want Me?
- i'm just a girl
- The Cult of the Amateur: How Today's Internet is Killing Our Culture
- How do you know a dog wants to smooch?
- Girls Just Want to Have Fun
- i'm just a bunch of stolen parts?
- I Just Want To See The Boy Happy
- i just want it to unfold
- And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
- I just wanted to see it again. Only bigger.
- I'm just sayin'.
- How to say "I'm crazy"
- Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
- How To Prove It
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- Sympathy for the Mongols & How The Rise of the West was just sheer Dumb Luck
- Just How You Feel
- Some people want to never feel anything bad, and call that happiness
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- Women want me when I'm taken
- Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
- Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
- I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- sometimes bad ideas work just often enough to stick around
- I'm not lonely, I'm just alone.
- So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
- i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
- If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
- I've worked my ass off and I just want a drink!!!
- A mob is just an army that doesn't know what it wants
- sometimes you just want to talk to a stranger
- i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
- and i just want to be there when the lightning strikes
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
- Girl All The Bad Guys Want
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
- Mob mentality: The good, the bad, and the just plain silly
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- I knew before I met you just how we would end
- this is how i'm going to die.
- How Eulenspiegel announced he wanted to fly
- I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
- I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar.
- How to tell if a girl's interested in you
- How to fight and not get your ass kicked
- The Bad Girl's Guide to Getting What You Want
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
- Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
- I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
- I'm just a collection of electrons
- I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- Just great, I'm actually a coward
- I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- I'm just sayin'
- I'm alive, I can prove it.
- I'm just guessing
- She's the main attraction, I'm just the recording device
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- I'm just saying, keep an eye on anyone named "Angrus McMurderstab"
- just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
- I don't want the world, I just want your half
- I just wanted to destroy something beautiful
- Women who want to fuck, just to pay the bills
- I just want to be friends
- i'm just sitting here worrying
- I don't want a million women. I just want one.
- I Just Want You To Be Happy
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- I just want to be a drummer
- I just want my secret agent lover man
- Those pajamas just make me want to give you a great big full bodied bear hug flying tackle of cuddle doom
- Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
- How can idealism be a bad thing?
- Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
- I don't want to set the world on fire. I just want to start a flame in her heart.
- Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
- I just want to fix all the broken little humans
- I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
- He's not a bad person. He's just done some bad things
- How to find out if an egg has gone bad
- I'm a bad bitch and you better believe it
- I'm far too hammered to realize this is a bad idea
- How to recover a Sun Netra X1 with a Corrupted Disk Label - Bad Magic Number error
- Just how old is James, exactly?
- Just how perfect was Jesus?
- How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
- How to kick ass at a job interview
- How to Write Bad Poetry
- How to kick a football
- How to fight and kick ass
- Getting what you want from tech support
- How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
- How to not fight and not get your ass kicked
- I'm a consumer whore... And how!
- How a farmer wanted to take plums to market
- M.A.S.H.: how to play and why you'd want to
- You, standing
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- Just how is this arousing?
- it's just bad nerves
- How Much for just the Planet?
- We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
- How to strengthen your kick
- Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
- How to spot bad internet porn stories
- That's Just How He Was
- When you want me and how you want me
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
- I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
- I'm the Bad Guy
- The permanence of a marker is directly proportional to how bad it smells
- Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
- All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
- I'm just reading it for the articles
- I'm not doing it just to be weird
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- Blind faith in Science is just as bad as blind faith in Religion
- Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
- I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
- how far do you want to go?
- Thinking of doing something is sometimes just as bad as actually doing it
- I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
- I'm just here for the candy
- I'm Just Me (user)
- How does it feel to know you are one of my bad habits?
- (I'm just a) Love Machine
- I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
- English is just bad ASL
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