• Sorry I'm late. Windows XP forgot to sound my alarm this morning.
• XP Whore
• I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
• I'm a consumer whore... And how!
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• Holy shit, you mean I'm not invisible?
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
• Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• I'm Not Rappaport
• I'm From New Jersey
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I'm in love: A reflection on life
• I'm not a terrorist
• I'm fine, thank you. And you?
• i'm leaving teethmarks on your striptease
• HEY im cool (user)
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• I'm Graduating
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing
• fuck you I'm an anteater
• XP Whoring for Dummies
• Voting for XP
• imm
• My cats think I'm a God
• I'm gonna make you come tonight
• I'm sorry that you feel that way
• I'm working on it
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• I'm not gay
• I'm on a bus
• I'm a Catholic Girl, of course I swallow
• Fuck you, I'm a Hindu
• Fuck this; I'm having butter
• Charmed, I'm sure
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• I feel like i'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
• Set the table, Victoria, I'm coming home
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• My best friend reached her aphelion. Oh, and I'm in love with her.
• Jump-Starting Your Acting Career and other innovative new features of Windows XP
• I walk around when I'm high
• I'm a little ICBM
• I'm not a part of this world
• I'm Gonna Ride That Southern Railway Line
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now
• I'm actually quite the plain Jane
• Hello, my name is Kensey, and I'm an addict
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• I'm ok, you're ok, that's ok, ok?
• I'm no longer in the passenger seat
• I'm lovin' it
• I'm a Rabbit, I'm a Fox
• There Goes the Neighborhood! 3: im in ur house eating ur f00dz
• I'm Not There
• replace "Excited" with its sullen, long-term counterpart and I'm right there with you!
• I'm glad you're here.
• I'm not scared of your stolen power
• What to do with XP
• Style XP
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• I'm OK, You're OK
• I'm wishing Jesus was here again
• I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
• I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
• That's my story and I'm stickin' to it
• I'm Alan Partridge
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• Not now, Ma! I'm busy noding! (e2poll)
• I'm OK, you're not OK
• The city knows I'm leaving
• It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
• I'm a locksmith, and I'm a locksmith
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• The best time of day to node for maximum XP
• Windows XP password reset disk
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I'm scared to run the program I wrote
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
• I'm living my life vicariously through my roommate
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• I'm a Southern Baptist
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• I'm afraid, I thought, I'm too afraid to jump, I'm a coward, and at that moment I jumped
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• i'm everything (user)
• Don't be an IM phantom
• I'm so sorry
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I'm just here for the candy
• I'm 4 JC (user)
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• I think I'm finally ready for an everything2 account
• mang patrol XP (user)
• XP/Leveling System Adjustments (document)
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• I'm not drinking any more
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I'm with stupid
• i'm afraid of hipsters
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• I'm not in love, set me free
• They think I'm a god
• I'm Afraid of Malkavians (a parody)
• I'm in the mood to move
• I'm a Boy
• I'm going to Disneyland
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• I'm a pig, not a god!
• im a streat nigger 9 (user)
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• Using Power Management on Windows XP's welcome screen
• Im Elvis (user)
• I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
• I'm a little tea pot
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• I'm The Man
• I'm the Bad Guy
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• Congratulations . . . I'm Sorry
• Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
• Pleidiol wyf i'm gwlad
• Remember I'm awful, in love with you
• I'm a programmer (user)
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• Im No Writer (user)
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• I'm flier than a seagull
• Baby XP
• New XP Changes (e2poll)
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• I'm Still Here
• I need to hold your hand. I'm getting numb.
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• I'm Alone
• I'm an Addict
• I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
• im in your pants (user)
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• (I'm just a) Love Machine
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• It's memories that I'm stealing, but you're innocent when you dream
• As i'm (user)
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• I'm an Amateur at Life
• GameTheater XP
• Adjustments to the XP/Leveling System, October 2008 (document)
• (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
• I'm Going Slightly Mad

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