• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• It's memories that I'm stealing, but you're innocent when you dream
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I'm not racist but...
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• I'm not homophobic but...
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• Being a dickhead
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I'm not a poet, although I play one
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• The odds are good, but the goods are odd
• Not really by the rules, but...
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Fuck them all but the six
• Boston Butt
• America's social security is anything but secure
• Finite but unbounded
• O day and night, but this is wondrous strange!
• But life is hard when the written word is your first language
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
• A reddish glow is clearly visible all the way around the horizon, but the moon, alas, remains hidden
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• But...
• awful forever, but yesterday's
• New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• the ancient lattice closed to all but few, from the river before five hundred forty doors, enter Hall, enter Valgrind
• I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
• Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• I'm Waiting for the Man
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• I'm a Southern Baptist
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
• Bloody hell... I'm gonna die to Boney M
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• I'm not a cold hard bitch
• My best friend reached her aphelion. Oh, and I'm in love with her.
• Metaphysical Poets
• Lake Poets
• d poetic poet (user)
• The Danish Poet
• Butt hinge
• Project B.U.T.T.
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• But who nodes the noders?
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• "But offstage things were falling apart..." is a registered trademark of VH1 Behind the Music
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• Heat rises, but not in an Ultimate Cheeseburger
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• African American but not Black
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• Anyone but Bush 2004
• The train's heart is big and black, but it cries to lonely sky
• Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
• Calling, always calling, not understanding, but calling still.
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• He smiles but it's not real.
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• This city is nothing but ornamental lights
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• Hands off, I'm special
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• I'm no Whitman...
• I'm the world's worst psychic
• I swear I'm not crazy
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• I'm Afraid of Malkavians (a parody)
• I'm The Pumpkin King (user)
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• I'm not a terrorist
• It's late, and I'm tired
• I'm Sas (user)
• My mom thinks I'm a satanist
• I feel like i'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
• i'm a million different people from one day to the next
• Hey, kid. I'm a computer.
• I'm not scared of your stolen power
• Code Poet
• Letters To a Young Poet, 9
• da poet (user)
• How to Post a Writeup: Noding for Poets
• But I got a B- in penmanship
• old chestnut: all but two
• But I digress
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Push butt: Rub hands under arm
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• Time flies but aeroplanes crash
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• not running from, but going to
• Isaac Butt
• The flowers smiled, but she was gone
• we ain't got no money, honey, but we got rain
• Narcissism rears its beautiful but self-absorbed head
• always morning, but never breakfast
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
• you can close your eyes but not your ears
• The fire behind their eyes died slowly and silently until nothing but the shells remained
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• I'm a little ICBM
• I'm Going Home
• "I'm fighting to reclaim my laundry."
• Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• I'm Not Rappaport
• Sorry I'm late. Windows XP forgot to sound my alarm this morning.
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• im in your pants (user)
• I feel like I'm being watched
• "My God," she said, "I'm beautiful."
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• I'm not a good girlfriend
• I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
• I'm on a diet!
• The things I'm most ashamed of
• I'm flier than a seagull
• Pocket Poets
• How to be a Romantic Poet
• Gene Barry Poet (user)
• I want to watch pornography, but my pornograph is broken
• Scrabble words with a Q but no U
• No, but I'll have a beer
• I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• But lately, I've been too tired to care

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