• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I'm out of ice cream. My cats are assholes.
• Hello, I'm fucking your daughter
• Hello, I'm your fucking daughter
• I'm not fucking bored
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• I'm fucking addicted, OK?
• I'm looking for a friend
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• Jakob Dylan has all your fucking money, kid!
• I really have to get out of this fucking country
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
• Christmas Card from a Hooker in Minneapolis
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• I'm not a part of this world
• I'm Gonna Ride That Southern Railway Line
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now
• They think I'm a god
• Damn it! I'm an adult!
• I'm The Pumpkin King (user)
• I'm a
• I suggest you dance. If you need a reason, I'm sorry.
• I'm a verb; I do things.
• Break me. I'm elated.
• Bloody hell... I'm gonna die to Boney M
• Why I'm not conservative; why I'm not liberal
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• I'm changing the climate! Pull my finger
• Dammit, I'm mad
• You're Gone Now. And I'm (Not) Sorry.
• Everyone has the freedom to act an asshole
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• Sheets of blank fucking paper
• The Fucking Champs
• Love is a construct. Fucking is real.
• dirty pirate hooker
• I'm sorry
• 418 I'm a teapot
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• I'm OK, You're OK
• I'm wishing Jesus was here again
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• I'm not Greg
• I'm not talking about
• I'm Looking Through You
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
• I'm not exactly in the mood for Mozart and all that kind of goings-on
• I'm Sas (user)
• HI im vik (user)
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• John McCain is a Butthead; I'm Barack Obama and I approve this message
• I'm always breathless when you call
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Dance-floor asshole
• Fucking Åmål
• I hate this fucking orange cat
• Are you ready for the skeletons? ARE YOU READY FOR THE FUCKING SKELETON REVOLUTION?
• My cats think I'm a God
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
• I'm living my life vicariously through my roommate
• I need to hold your hand. I'm getting numb.
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• The letter I'm too chicken to mail
• I'm Gay, not dead!
• One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
• 'I'm crushing your head!' error appears after leaving open a pop-up slider
• IMS
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• Shag Me, I'm Famous
• Yeah, I know I'm dead;
• why girls like assholes
• Why fucking cows is a bad idea
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• wife fucking another
• I'm a little ICBM
• I'm with stupid
• i'm afraid of hipsters
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• I'm not in love, set me free
• I'm ceded--I've stopped being Theirs
• America stop pushing I know what I'm doing.
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• Life's a Bitch and I'm Her Pimp
• I'm a nice guy...really, I am
• im not mikey (user)
• I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
• Right now, I'm wishing for fireflies
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• I'm on a diet!
• I'm not like you. I'm loved.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• high-intensity discharge headlights
• You are your fucking khakis
• Fucking is fucking
• Truck stop hooker
• I'm pinching your face!
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I'm a little tea pot
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• I'm The Man
• I'm the Bad Guy
• I'm No Angel
• I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• I'm afraid of presenting my work
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• You're A Woman, I'm a Machine
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• I'm Nuts
• I'm lazy. It's all I know.
• i'm reflected in your failure, i'm refracted in your collapse
• I am a woman who does not like assholes
• You're awfully fucking fat for someone with leukaemia
• The life you're fucking with may not be your own
• Im-
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• I'm Still Here
• Though really, I'm waiting for you.
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• I'm a stranger here myself
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
• I'm envious of caveman courting rituals
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• I'm a slasher... of prices!
• I'm so worldly, I shit globes
• I'm too old for this shit
• Stomp my guts out. I'm not using them.
• I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
• Asshole Bitch (user)
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• I am not your fucking Employee of the Month
• it's the fucking truth
• Jerk off a hooker
• I'm with the band
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I'm Going Home
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• I'm waiting
• I'm a little sex pot
• I'm not a geek, and I wish I were
• I'm Holding You
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I'm on my last go-round
• Sitz im Leben
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• I'm All You Can Think About
• I'm Rose (user)
• Because I'm an adult
• I'm not a thief, I'm a treasure hunter
• I'm dead (user)

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